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Milo Tindle:
There it is! The original blunt instrument; the poker. Right! Andrew Wyke:
Now steady... Milo Tindle:
Where do you want it? Andrew Wyke:
Don't get carried away. It's not a murder weapon you're talking about you know! Milo Tindle:
No? Andrew Wyke:
No. We're discussing an object from which I receive in the classic formula a glancing blow which will raise a lump without actually cracking the cranium. Milo Tindle:
Why don't I just keep tapping you lightly on the head with the poker until a lump comes up?
There it is! The original blunt instrument; the poker. Right! Andrew Wyke:
Now steady... Milo Tindle:
Where do you want it? Andrew Wyke:
Don't get carried away. It's not a murder weapon you're talking about you know! Milo Tindle:
No? Andrew Wyke:
No. We're discussing an object from which I receive in the classic formula a glancing blow which will raise a lump without actually cracking the cranium. Milo Tindle:
Why don't I just keep tapping you lightly on the head with the poker until a lump comes up?
Full Transcript
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There it is !
The original blunt instrument.
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- The poker. Right. Now,
where do you want it ?
- Now, steady.
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Don't get carried away. It's not a murder
weapon we're talking about, you know.
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- No ?
- No ! We're discussing an object...
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from which I receive in the classic
formula a glancing blow...
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which will raise a lump without
actually cracking the cranium !
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Why don't I just keep tapping
you lightly on the head with the
poker until the lump comes up.
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Quite frankly, I've rather gone off
the whole thing now. I know !
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You can always tie me up and gag me and
leave me to be found by the cleaning woman.
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"Lords a' mercy, Mr. Wyke !
Whatever do we be doin' there ?
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All trussed up like a turkey !
Mm-mm-mm."
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"Oh, God bless ya, sir. You're
tryin' out somethin' for one
of them creepy books of yours."
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"I know ! Don't you mind me.
I won't disturb ye.
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I'll just be gettin' on with me dustin'."
- Andrew,
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If I don't knock you out,
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- How have I tied you up ?
- That's a very good question.
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Come to think of it, you could
always hold a gun on me.
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But we professional burglars don't fancy
firearms much. We are English, after all.
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You could always conquer
your anglo-saxon scruples.
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Besides, it would be my own revolver that
you'd taken from me during the struggle.
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- Is that loaded ?
- Well, of course. What'd be
the use of it otherwise ?
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And I think it ought to go off
once or twice as we tussle,
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Movie Summary
A man who loves games and theater invites his wife's lover to meet him, setting up a battle of wits with potentially deadly results.

