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"Slither" quotes

Slither poster
A small town is taken over by an alien plague, turning residents into zombies and all forms of mutant monsters.

Director: James Gunn
Writer: James Gunn
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror, sci-fi
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $7,802,450
Released: 31 Mar 2006
Awards: 2 wins & 5 nominations

47 video clips

TourneurBill PardyKylie StrutemyerJack MacreadyWallyStarla GrantBrenda GutierrezTrevorMargaretGina KidButcherGrant GrantShelbyCharlieWoman In BasementMr. StrutemyerMrs. StrutemyerJenna Strutemyer
That's one match I'll never get - Slither 00:36 That's one match I'll never get How's everybody's evening Good - Slither 00:04 How's everybody's evening Good Oh I didn't want no one seeing me like this - Slither 00:06 Oh I didn't want no one seeing me like this He looks like something that fell off my dick during the war - Slither 00:08 He looks like something that fell off my dick during the war If I weren't about to shit my pants I'd be fucking fascinated - Slither 00:06 If I weren't about to shit my pants I'd be fucking... My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested - Slither 00:09 My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested What are we gonna do now - Slither 00:10 What are we gonna do now Well it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease - Slither 00:15 Well it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease Bitch is hard core - Slither 00:03 Bitch is hard core We need to find this Grant I mean yesterday - Slither 00:08 We need to find this Grant I mean yesterday Where is the Mr Pibb - Slither 00:30 Where is the Mr Pibb Well now that is some fucked up shit - Slither 00:08 Well now that is some fucked up shit Praise Jesus That's fucking pushing it - Slither 00:21 Praise Jesus That's fucking pushing it Two nights ago a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon - Slither 00:12 Two nights ago a mare was stolen from this property owned by... Surprised you're able to lift a mug you've been carrying that torch for so long - Slither 00:13 Surprised you're able to lift a mug you've been... Tried to get in my mouth - Slither 00:09 Tried to get in my mouth Thank you for saving my ass back there You're welcome - Slither 00:08 Thank you for saving my ass back there You're welcome Oh that That really hurt - Slither 00:24 Oh that That really hurt Oh the little fuckers are tearing me apart - Slither 00:06 Oh the little fuckers are tearing me apart You Podunk whore I've been around a billion years - Slither 00:11 You Podunk whore I've been around a billion years What's - Slither 00:10 What's Oh Jesus Christ All right folks let's go - Slither 00:10 Oh Jesus Christ All right folks let's go Hey Kylie why don't you tell Ms Grant that story about how I saved you from that deer - Slither 00:12 Hey Kylie why don't you tell Ms Grant that story about... Shoot him - Slither 00:03 Shoot him Howdy Mr Grant Oh hey there killer - Slither 00:28 Howdy Mr Grant Oh hey there killer He's a goddamn Martian Martians is from Mars Jack - Slither 00:17 He's a goddamn Martian Martians is from Mars Jack And you You don't know what was in there You said it was dark - Slither 00:07 And you You don't know what was in there You said it... And I'm gonna stay by you - Slither 00:12 And I'm gonna stay by you Oh my God baby what happened to your face - Slither 00:10 Oh my God baby what happened to your face If this shit is contagious I turn into a fucking mollusk - Slither 00:19 If this shit is contagious I turn into a fucking mollusk What's with the spitting - Slither 00:06 What's with the spitting But your mama called She said The toilet's all backed up again - Slither 00:16 But your mama called She said The toilet's all backed... Bet you regret not running off with me to Hollywood now hey Bill - Slither 00:11 Bet you regret not running off with me to Hollywood now hey... Something's wrong with me - Slither 00:04 Something's wrong with me It's 100 000 acres Be finding a needle in a fuckstack - Slither 00:08 It's 100 000 acres Be finding a needle in a fuckstack Now I don't care what kind of leprosy you got - Slither 00:15 Now I don't care what kind of leprosy you got Be careful Yeah there's a thought - Slither 00:05 Be careful Yeah there's a thought Christ on a cross - Slither 00:06 Christ on a cross Shelby you gonna create a hysteria - Slither 00:15 Shelby you gonna create a hysteria Don't you look at me like that - Slither 00:28 Don't you look at me like that I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk - Slither 00:18 I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on... I didn't know the Russkis were invading - Slither 00:09 I didn't know the Russkis were invading Uncle Grant's gonna show you a good time girlie - Slither 00:30 Uncle Grant's gonna show you a good time girlie What's going on What the hell are you doing - Slither 00:35 What's going on What the hell are you doing Margaret cover your mouth Don't let them in your mouth - Slither 00:06 Margaret cover your mouth Don't let them in your mouth Kylie open the door jellybean - Slither 00:06 Kylie open the door jellybean You know what this is - Slither 00:28 You know what this is

Cast

Wally - Don Thompson
Bill Pardy - Nathan Fillion
Jack MacReady - Gregg Henry
Uptight Mom - Xantha Radley
Starla Grant - Elizabeth Banks
All Cast