He's here! He's early! He's not supposed to be here now. He said... okay, here's the copy...

[first lines] Irwin Wayfair: He's here! He's early! He's not supposed to be here now. He said... okay, here's the copy of... check. Larry Benson: Pretty exciting, huh? Irwin Wayfair: I don't know. I think it's kinda sad, I mean you know Heartland Toys has a long tradition of bringing joy to kids, ya know? Gil Mars isn't going to care about any of that. He's just gonna care about profits. I think it sucks. Larry Benson: Welcome to Earth, Irwin. You may not be familiar with our company, but this is pretty much the way things work down here in the real world. Irwin Wayfair: Yeah, well the real world sucks.

He's here. He's early. He's not supposed to be here yet. He said... Slamfist optimal. Good. Check. Chickens... - Hey. - Hey. Let me help you with these. Pretty exciting, huh? I don't know. I think it's kind of sad. Heartland Toys has a long tradition of bringing joy to kids. Gil Mars won't care about that. He's just going to care about profits. I think it sucks. Welcome to Earth. You may not be familiar with our customs... but things work like this down here, in the real world. - Well, the real world sucks. - It does have its perks. Gentlemen, I'm Ms. Kegel, executive assistant to Mr. Mars. Hi. Let me be the first to welcome you to the GloboTech family. Just as he's clone with his computer, telecommunications and food divisions... Mr. Mars intends to bring his own personal touch to Heartland Play Systems. Well, that's good. Alright. These are... - Where's everybody else? - There is no longer any "everybody else". Mr. Mars, it's an honor... Cut the kiss-ass, pal. After I leave, I won't remember your name. - This is Irwin Wayfair. - Great. I'm told you two are responsible for this. Yes, sir. That's Flatchoo, he's part of the Belch Brigade. Actually, the whole line was Irwin's idea.