Major Chip Hazard. Gorgonite scum! Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me. You've got a...
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Archer:
Major Chip Hazard.
Major Chip Hazard:
Gorgonite scum!
Archer:
Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me.
Major Chip Hazard:
You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
[stabs Archer in the knee]
Archer:
They're wires and metal, the same as yours.
[pulls knife out and attacks Chip, who grabs Archer]
Major Chip Hazard:
We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose!
[kicks Archer a few times]
Archer:
I'm also programmed to learn.
Major Chip Hazard:
Too bad you never learned to win. School's out, loser. Hyah!
[kicks Archer off the pole]
Major Chip Hazard:
Victory is ours!
Alan:
Have I got a shock for you.
[grabs Chip]
Alan:
You stupid toy!
[jams Chip into the transformer, electrocuting him]
Transcript
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Major Chip Hazard
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Gorgonite scum
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Leave Alan alone Your fight is with me
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You've got a lot of guts Let's see what they look like
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They're wires and metal the same as yours
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We're nothing alike You are programmed to lose
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I'm also programmed to learn
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Too bad you never learned to win
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 309
Timestamp in movie: 01h 35m 16s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously.
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Actors
00:12 What is your name I'm Alan Now shut up
00:06 All my make up is cruelty free
00:05 If you can't accessorize pulverize
00:05 Damn the torpedoes or give me death
00:07 Excuse me Did you say learn Learn Learn yeah
00:06 An officer and a gentleman does't strike a lady What
00:04 Damn potholes
00:05 Let's see if her head comes off
00:24 Any sign of the Gorgonites No none of them
00:21 Great all we need now is a nuclear warhead
00:05 We have met the enemy and he is you
00:08 You Maggot
00:13 You rescued me
00:07 You've been a bad boy Now you must be punished
00:17 Gorgonites we must help Alan But if we fight we will lose
00:04 They're not in the storeroom they're not here
00:04 Did I overpluck my eyebrows
00:09 Nick Nitro's battery has run out
00:11 I'm hit
00:42 Tell us what we want to know