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Small Time Crooks

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Director

Woody Allen

Year

Genre

Box Office

$17,266,359

Production

Sweetland Films,Jean Doumanian Productions

Awards

1 win & 4 nominations

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Ray

Candy Salesperson

Frenchy

Denny

Michael Rapaport

Tommy

Real Estate Agent

Benny

Dynamite Dealer

Lawrence Howard Levy

Cookie Store Customer

Cookie Store Customer

Cookie Store Customer

Cookie Store Customer

Cookie Store Customer

Cookie Store Customer

Cookie Store Customer

Cookie Store Customer

Cop

Brian Markinson

May

TV News Reporter

Steve Kroft

Paul Milton

Brian McConnachie

Winklers' Butler

Riccardo Bertoni

Winklers' Chef

Emily Bailey

Kristine Nielsen

Charles Bailey

David

Linda Rhinelander

Winkler Party Guest

Winkler Party Guest

Winkler Party Guest

Garth Steinway

Maurice Sonnenberg

Anthony Gwynne

Modern Dance Performer

Karla Wolfangle

Modern Dance Performer

Oliver

Concert Pianist

Concert Party Guest

Frenchy's Chauffeur

Anthony Sinopoli

Church Cellist

Churchgoer

Josephine Calabrese

Churchgoer

Churchgoer

Frenchy's Lawyer

Frenchy's Lawyer

Douglas McGrath

Chi Chi Potter

Langston Potter

Potter Party Guest

Christine Pipgras

Potter Party Guest

Potter Party Guest

Kenneth Edelson

Potter Party Guest

Potter Party Guest

Potter's Waiter

Ramsey Faragallah

Edgar's Wife

George Blint

George Grizzard

Dr. Henske

Marvin Chatinover

Hungry Jogger

Potter Party Guest

Waitress

Evelyn Iocolano

Concert Party Guest

Kevin Kean Murphy

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Frenchy Ray Benny Denny Tommy Frenchy's Lawyer David Dr. Henske

Tommy's got street smarts - Small Time Crooks

Tommy's got street smarts

I I gotta get some air on the roof - Small Time Crooks

I I gotta get some air on the roof

All right tell me your idea - Small Time Crooks

All right tell me your idea

And then it hits me and believe me I'm no genius - Small Time Crooks

And then it hits me and believe me I'm no genius

You see how beautiful this is Yeah - Small Time Crooks

You see how beautiful this is Yeah

What you gonna do with that Burn it down - Small Time Crooks

What you gonna do with that Burn it down

Remember my nickname in the joint - Small Time Crooks

Remember my nickname in the joint

No no you gotta know how to work that - Small Time Crooks

No no you gotta know how to work that

We ain't started yet What are you waitin' for - Small Time Crooks

We ain't started yet What are you waitin' for

What's all that noise - Small Time Crooks

What's all that noise

It needs to be stronger You've lost it all Frenchy - Small Time Crooks

It needs to be stronger You've lost it all Frenchy

I say she gets a share but not a full share - Small Time Crooks

I say she gets a share but not a full share

If you think Denny's slow your cousin May is dumb like a - Small Time Crooks

If you think Denny's slow your cousin May is dumb like...

I've got one cookie left you know who's gonna eat this Me - Small Time Crooks

I've got one cookie left you know who's gonna eat...

You new here huh No this is my first day - Small Time Crooks

You new here huh No this is my first day

I can't take this Frenchy We don't want this attention - Small Time Crooks

I can't take this Frenchy We don't want this...

Who the rat Funny You should be on TV - Small Time Crooks

Who the rat Funny You should be on TV

'we make chicken chip cookies tuna mint ' - Small Time Crooks

'we make chicken chip cookies tuna mint '

She says it's Louis the I don't know Louis XIV or XV - Small Time Crooks

She says it's Louis the I don't know Louis XIV or...

Can we change the music I feel like I should be wearing a wig - Small Time Crooks

Can we change the music I feel like I should be wearing a...

They say I have a flair for decorating - Small Time Crooks

They say I have a flair for decorating

The sweep kills me Oh finally Girls - Small Time Crooks

The sweep kills me Oh finally Girls

You know for some reason you're always shooting down my dreams - Small Time Crooks

You know for some reason you're always shooting down my...

You hear about the Polish carpool - Small Time Crooks

You hear about the Polish carpool

Close your bazoo - Small Time Crooks

Close your bazoo

I wanna be the real thing - Small Time Crooks

I wanna be the real thing

But I'm not going to museums - Small Time Crooks

But I'm not going to museums

You can see the difference between this Tintoretto - Small Time Crooks

You can see the difference between this Tintoretto

What if I told you you were married to a very brilliant man - Small Time Crooks

What if I told you you were married to a very brilliant man

This is Henry James the author - Small Time Crooks

This is Henry James the author

Ray What is this - Small Time Crooks

Ray What is this

You know Frenchy eats frogs' legs - Small Time Crooks

You know Frenchy eats frogs' legs

I think she's got a crush on her teacher David - Small Time Crooks

I think she's got a crush on her teacher David

It was a really tragic story because my husband Otto - Small Time Crooks

It was a really tragic story because my husband Otto

Pretty late You too What did you do - Small Time Crooks

Pretty late You too What did you do

What are you a stroke victim - Small Time Crooks

What are you a stroke victim

I don't know I get a bad vibe about this guy David - Small Time Crooks

I don't know I get a bad vibe about this guy David

Oh this is the worst news - Small Time Crooks

Oh this is the worst news

That's right yeah - Small Time Crooks

That's right yeah

Do either of you play miniature golf - Small Time Crooks

Do either of you play miniature golf

I met a wonderful man downstairs - Small Time Crooks

I met a wonderful man downstairs

Hey it was you who taught me how to open a safe - Small Time Crooks

Hey it was you who taught me how to open a safe

Are the greatest - Small Time Crooks

Are the greatest

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A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Woody Allen

Writer: Woody Allen

Production: Sweetland Films,Jean Doumanian Productions

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2000

MetaScore: 69/100

ImdbRating: 6.6

BoxOffice: $17,266,359

Released: 19 May 2000

Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

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