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Small Time Crooks

Well, I wanna be the real thing! And you better wise up, 'cause if I grow and you stay as...

Frenchy:

Well, I wanna be the real thing! And you better wise up, 'cause if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are, we're gonna have big problems, Ray!

Full Transcript

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Well I wanna be the real thing
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Wise up because if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are
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we're gonna have big problems Ray
Duration
11 seconds
Views
423
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:49
Uploaded
Dec 03, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Sweetland Films,Jean Doumanian Productions

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Movie Summary

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Actors

Tracey Ullman
Frenchy
Tracey Ullman
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