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Small Town Killers

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.

Director

Ole Bornedal

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Genre

comedy, crime, drama

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Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

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Let's just settle the bill later,
Mrs. Hansen. - Small Town Killers

Let's just settle the bill later, Mrs. Hansen.

My crawl space could do
with a nice makeover. - Small Town Killers

My crawl space could do with a nice makeover.

We could all go lie on the sofa. - Small Town Killers

We could all go lie on the sofa.

How about I show you how it's done? - Small Town Killers

How about I show you how it's done?

No, I won't climax
if you put my big toe in your mouth! - Small Town Killers

No, I won't climax if you put my big toe in your mouth!

They kept licking away
in all the wrong places. - Small Town Killers

They kept licking away in all the wrong places.

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Gritt, let's let lb answer for himself.
I think lb is able to. - Small Town Killers

Gritt, let's let lb answer for himself. I think lb is a...

Well, answer for yourself, lb. Tell
Aniannani that your head is full of sex. - Small Town Killers

Well, answer for yourself, lb. Tell Aniannani that your head...

No, no, I do sometimes have
other thoughts in my head. - Small Town Killers

No, no, I do sometimes have other thoughts in my head.

If I ask him to water the plants,
he gets a hard-on. - Small Town Killers

If I ask him to water the plants, he gets a hard-on.

- Oh?
- He can't even reach the window sill. - Small Town Killers

- Oh? - He can't even reach the window sill.

It's only because
I think she's so gorgeous. - Small Town Killers

It's only because I think she's so gorgeous.

Well, that's great, Gritt.
Isn't it? - Small Town Killers

Well, that's great, Gritt. Isn't it?

You have a man who wants you.
I'm sure many women would envy you that. - Small Town Killers

You have a man who wants you. I'm sure many women would...

Sure, but does everything have
to be about sex all the time? - Small Town Killers

Sure, but does everything have to be about sex all the time?

If I go online to find a good offer,
I get a picture of a wiener. - Small Town Killers

If I go online to find a good offer, I get a picture of a wi...

And if you can't even
go to your own house - - Small Town Killers

And if you can't even go to your own house -

Where the devil will it end? - Small Town Killers

Where the devil will it end?

Hi there, you hot piece of ass. - Small Town Killers

Hi there, you hot piece of ass.

How would you like me to grope you? - Small Town Killers

How would you like me to grope you?

Stop talking to my butt as if
it's a pet. You'll confuse Little Per. - Small Town Killers

Stop talking to my butt as if it's a pet. You'll c...

Fancy-pants dance?
Salsa is an art form. - Small Town Killers

Fancy-pants dance? Salsa is an art form.

But then again, your head isn't filled
with art but stone wool, more like it. - Small Town Killers

But then again, your head isn't filled with art but sto...

When was the last time we fucked?
When was it? - Small Town Killers

When was the last time we fucked? When was it?

- Do you know your Danish history?
- Sure. I live with the Grauballe Man. - Small Town Killers

- Do you know your Danish history? - Sure. I live with the G...

- That bog body gets more sex than me.
- Call lb. - Small Town Killers

- That bog body gets more sex than me. - Call lb.

- I'm not in the mood for sex with lb.
- Don't you have to go to work? - Small Town Killers

- I'm not in the mood for sex with lb. - Don't you...

You and lb and your wieners. - Small Town Killers

You and lb and your wieners.

Maybe they'll let you
have a go after work. - Small Town Killers

Maybe they'll let you have a go after work.

But I think about sex all the time. - Small Town Killers

But I think about sex all the time.

If you did, you wouldn't
think about it all the time. - Small Town Killers

If you did, you wouldn't think about it all the time.

If you were sitting in a submarine
running out of oxygen - - Small Town Killers

If you were sitting in a submarine running out of oxygen -

Women don't understand
that sex is our way of breathing. - Small Town Killers

Women don't understand that sex is our way of breathing...

Gritt still wants to have kids,
but I'm not keen on it. - Small Town Killers

Gritt still wants to have kids, but I'm not keen on it.

Of course not. They climb into bed
and lie in the crack. - Small Town Killers

Of course not. They climb into bed and lie in the crack.

Kids are crap.
There's no upside to it. None at all. - Small Town Killers

Kids are crap. There's no upside to it. None at all.

So, problems at home? - Small Town Killers

So, problems at home?

The bricks are on back order,
Mrs. Hansen. It's a load of bull. - Small Town Killers

The bricks are on back order, Mrs. Hansen. It's a load ...

Bricks aren't just bricks,
as I've told you once before. - Small Town Killers

Bricks aren't just bricks, as I've told you once b...

- I just need a new wall.
- Right, and Rome was built in a day. - Small Town Killers

- I just need a new wall. - Right, and Rome was built in a d...

I clean forgot.
Thanks for reminding me, Mrs. Hansen. - Small Town Killers

I clean forgot. Thanks for reminding me, Mrs. Hansen.

With the other kind, like you,
you put your heart into it. - Small Town Killers

With the other kind, like you, you put your heart into it.

- And finish the job!
- Yes, absolutely. - Small Town Killers

- And finish the job! - Yes, absolutely.

Van Gogh didn't paint for the money.
He painted with his heart. - Small Town Killers

Van Gogh didn't paint for the money. He painted with hi...

Are you quite sure
you've got time for this? - Small Town Killers

Are you quite sure you've got time for this?

We wouldn't leave our radio and stuff
here if we weren't working here. - Small Town Killers

We wouldn't leave our radio and stuff here if we weren&...

Lb has been on the phone all morning
about those bricks. - Small Town Killers

Lb has been on the phone all morning about those bricks.

We almost gave up on you,
but then, your radio and stuff are here. - Small Town Killers

We almost gave up on you, but then, your radio and stuff are...

- Honestly, have you got time for this?
- No... - Small Town Killers

- Honestly, have you got time for this? - No...

There are two kinds of customers. With
one kind, you're in it for the cash. - Small Town Killers

There are two kinds of customers. With one kind, you're...

I thought you wanted the bill dealt with
under the table. - Small Town Killers

I thought you wanted the bill dealt with under the table.

Didn't they want the bill dealt with
under the table? I thought so. - Small Town Killers

Didn't they want the bill dealt with under the table? I...

But, Steen,
we'll do it by the book. No worries. - Small Town Killers

But, Steen, we'll do it by the book. No worries.

It's gonna cost you, but if you want
to upgrade to Business Class - - Small Town Killers

It's gonna cost you, but if you want to upgrade to Busi...

Sure. You get to sit up front with
champagne and silverware everywhere. - Small Town Killers

Sure. You get to sit up front with champagne and silverware ...

No, no, that's not
what we want, right, Henrik? - Small Town Killers

No, no, that's not what we want, right, Henrik?

- We'll just wait.
- Or we can wait. Whatever you want. - Small Town Killers

- We'll just wait. - Or we can wait. Whatever you want.

We've filled the book for the next six
months. How many jobs are undeclared? - Small Town Killers

We've filled the book for the next six months. How many...

Ingrid is faking it the other way round. - Small Town Killers

Ingrid is faking it the other way round.

- The few times I get to sneak it in.
- The other way round? - Small Town Killers

- The few times I get to sneak it in. - The other way round?

She pretends not to come, but she does.
I can tell that she's coming, lb. - Small Town Killers

She pretends not to come, but she does. I can tell that she&...

She stuffs her hand in her mouth
and thinks I don't notice. - Small Town Killers

She stuffs her hand in her mouth and thinks I don't not...

But she's coming alright.
She's coming hard. - Small Town Killers

But she's coming alright. She's coming hard.

- But why does she do that?
- So I won't see I give her pleasure. - Small Town Killers

- But why does she do that? - So I won't see I give her...

Hey there, Laurel and Hardy.
Hans and Fritz. - Small Town Killers

Hey there, Laurel and Hardy. Hans and Fritz.

Or what are the names of
the two guys from Dumb and Dumber? - Small Town Killers

Or what are the names of the two guys from Dumb and Dumber?

- Harry and Lloyd.
- Exactly. How's life, Harry and Lloyd? - Small Town Killers

- Harry and Lloyd. - Exactly. How's life, Harry and Llo...

Careful or you might shoot yourself
in the thigh with that thing. - Small Town Killers

Careful or you might shoot yourself in the thigh with that t...

This thing...
is a Korth Combat .357 Magnum. - Small Town Killers

This thing... is a Korth Combat .357 Magnum.

It goes by another name, too.
"Responsibility". - Small Town Killers

It goes by another name, too. "Responsibility".

- Do you tuck in?
- Terrorists don't sleep at night. - Small Town Killers

- Do you tuck in? - Terrorists don't sleep at night.

You may very well ask:
What's gonna happen in Nibe? - Small Town Killers

You may very well ask: What's gonna happen in Nibe?

We go to work, watch X Factor, drive
scummy cars and eat humid sandwiches. - Small Town Killers

We go to work, watch X Factor, drive scummy cars and eat hum...

Nibe doesn't even show up
on Google Earth. - Small Town Killers

Nibe doesn't even show up on Google Earth.

It's one big grey pixel. The little
yellow man can't move an inch. - Small Town Killers

It's one big grey pixel. The little yellow man can'...

Anyway, what would the terrorists
blow up? The local bus stop? - Small Town Killers

Anyway, what would the terrorists blow up? The local bus sto...

- What do you need all those radios for?
- You can learn a lot from the radio. - Small Town Killers

- What do you need all those radios for? - You can learn a l...

I just checked up on your tax returns. - Small Town Killers

I just checked up on your tax returns.

Your little juggernaut of a company
sure rakes in money. - Small Town Killers

Your little juggernaut of a company sure rakes in money.

Your wives drive Mercedes
and dance in high heels with Malte - - Small Town Killers

Your wives drive Mercedes and dance in high heels with Malte...

Dumb and Dumber.
Don't make me laugh. - Small Town Killers

Dumb and Dumber. Don't make me laugh.

Your right tail light is out.
Have a nice day. - Small Town Killers

Your right tail light is out. Have a nice day.

Come here, my angels.
Come. - Small Town Killers

Come here, my angels. Come.

We may be in a small town,
but we don't think small - - Small Town Killers

We may be in a small town, but we don't think small -

Understand? When we shake
our booties to salsa in Nibe - - Small Town Killers

Understand? When we shake our booties to salsa in Nibe -

We're one big family.
One big pulse - - Small Town Killers

We're one big family. One big pulse -

We started this class
when fate brought me to Nibe. - Small Town Killers

We started this class when fate brought me to Nibe.

And I saw all these withered Danes
under the grey sky. - Small Town Killers

And I saw all these withered Danes under the grey sky.

Suddenly you grew
into goddamn towering tulips. - Small Town Killers

Suddenly you grew into goddamn towering tulips.

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Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Ole Bornedal

Writer: Ole Bornedal

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, crime, drama

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 12 Jan 2017

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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