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And I do not say that because I'm drunk
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Small Town Killers

And I do not say that because I'm drunk

And I do not say that because I'm drunk

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And I do not say that because I'm drunk.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:04
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
Igor is always drunk and sees ugly women all the time. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Igor is always drunk and sees ugly women all the time.
But you are very, very, very beautiful. - Small Town Killers 00:07
But you are very, very, very beautiful.
Who says you can leave your cellar? - Small Town Killers 00:05
Who says you can leave your cellar?
You are like a juicy wet oasis. An oasis just waiting to feed a thirsty man - - Small Town Killers 00:12
You are like a juicy wet oasis. An oasis just waiting to fee...
And you, beautiful. Like a painting by Da Vinci. - Small Town Killers 00:06
And you, beautiful. Like a painting by Da Vinci.
Where is your man to see your secret smile, beautiful lips? - Small Town Killers 00:07
Where is your man to see your secret smile, beautiful lips?
I like it very much. Beautiful. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I like it very much. Beautiful.
- Well, Malte, our dance teacher... - Dance teacher? - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Well, Malte, our dance teacher... - Dance teacher?
He thinks we are very passionate. He's a Swede. - Small Town Killers 00:06
He thinks we are very passionate. He's a Swede.
Gay, of course, and sometimes he compares us to two tulips. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Gay, of course, and sometimes he compares us to two tulips.
You tulips? But tulip is nothing but the stupid vegetable. - Small Town Killers 00:07
You tulips? But tulip is nothing but the stupid vegetable.
You are not vegetables! You are women made of flesh and blood! - Small Town Killers 00:08
You are not vegetables! You are women made of flesh and bloo...
- This is for every virgin I ever loved. - Oh my. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- This is for every virgin I ever loved. - Oh my.
She feels a little pain and I see the tear in her eye. - Small Town Killers 00:06
She feels a little pain and I see the tear in her eye.
And Igor says: If she feels a little pain - - Small Town Killers 00:10
And Igor says: If she feels a little pain -
So I stab myself every time with knife, very painful. - Small Town Killers 00:06
So I stab myself every time with knife, very painful.
You know, guys from the Eastern bloc can be very romantic. - Small Town Killers 00:08
You know, guys from the Eastern bloc can be very romantic.
- You can say that again. - Very. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- You can say that again. - Very.
- It's also women you...? - No. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- It's also women you...? - No.
This is all the men I killed. - Small Town Killers 00:06
This is all the men I killed.