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Small Town Killers

And if you can't evengo to your own house - - and lie down in your own bed withoutbeing...

And if you can't even
go to your own house - - and lie down in your own bed without
being confronted with sex there, too

Full Transcript

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And if you can't even go to your own house -
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- and lie down in your own bed without being confronted with sex there, too...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:47
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
Where the devil will it end? - Small Town Killers 00:06
Where the devil will it end?
Hi there, you hot piece of ass. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Hi there, you hot piece of ass.
How would you like me to grope you? - Small Town Killers 00:06
How would you like me to grope you?
Stop talking to my butt as if it's a pet. You'll confuse Little Per. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Stop talking to my butt as if it's a pet. You'll c...
Fancy-pants dance? Salsa is an art form. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Fancy-pants dance? Salsa is an art form.
But then again, your head isn't filled with art but stone wool, more like it. - Small Town Killers 00:06
But then again, your head isn't filled with art but sto...
When was the last time we fucked? When was it? - Small Town Killers 00:06
When was the last time we fucked? When was it?
- Do you know your Danish history? - Sure. I live with the Grauballe Man. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Do you know your Danish history? - Sure. I live with the G...
- That bog body gets more sex than me. - Call lb. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- That bog body gets more sex than me. - Call lb.
- I'm not in the mood for sex with lb. - Don't you have to go to work? - Small Town Killers 00:07
- I'm not in the mood for sex with lb. - Don't you...
You and lb and your wieners. - Small Town Killers 00:05
You and lb and your wieners.
Maybe they'll let you have a go after work. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Maybe they'll let you have a go after work.
But I think about sex all the time. - Small Town Killers 00:06
But I think about sex all the time.
If you did, you wouldn't think about it all the time. - Small Town Killers 00:06
If you did, you wouldn't think about it all the time.
If you were sitting in a submarine running out of oxygen - - Small Town Killers 00:08
If you were sitting in a submarine running out of oxygen -
Women don't understand that sex is our way of breathing. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Women don't understand that sex is our way of breathing...
Gritt still wants to have kids, but I'm not keen on it. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Gritt still wants to have kids, but I'm not keen on it.
Of course not. They climb into bed and lie in the crack. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Of course not. They climb into bed and lie in the crack.
Kids are crap. There's no upside to it. None at all. - Small Town Killers 00:08
Kids are crap. There's no upside to it. None at all.
So, problems at home? - Small Town Killers 00:06
So, problems at home?