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Haven't you got a wife and kids? - Not on your life!
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Small Town Killers

Haven't you got a wife and kids?- Not on your life!

Haven't you got a wife and kids?
- Not on your life!

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- Haven't you got a wife and kids? - Not on your life!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:40
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
- A dad or a mom? - What the fuck are you talking about? - Small Town Killers 00:06
- A dad or a mom? - What the fuck are you talking about?
All the people who love you and who you love and go on picnics with. - Small Town Killers 00:07
All the people who love you and who you love and go on picni...
So the day you pass away, no one will mourn you - - Small Town Killers 00:11
So the day you pass away, no one will mourn you -
You're losing it big time. What the hell are you guys up to? - Small Town Killers 00:07
You're losing it big time. What the hell are you guys u...
I actually feel a bit sad for him, because you know - - Small Town Killers 00:10
I actually feel a bit sad for him, because you know -
No love, no family - - Small Town Killers 00:07
No love, no family -
Look, tell me what's going on. Out of the way, buddy. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Look, tell me what's going on. Out of the way, buddy.
You're digging a hole in the middle of nowhere. What's going on? - Small Town Killers 00:07
You're digging a hole in the middle of nowhere. What�...
You have the right to maintain silence, and according to law you can just... - Small Town Killers 00:06
You have the right to maintain silence, and according to law...
Well, lb. This is the end of the road. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Well, lb. This is the end of the road.
Heinz is going to get help. It's all over- - Small Town Killers 00:08
Heinz is going to get help. It's all over-
- It'll ease my gut and my mind... - Car keys... where are the keys? - Small Town Killers 00:05
- It'll ease my gut and my mind... - Car keys... where ...
We'll get everything out in the open. Don't worry, I'll take the rap. - Small Town Killers 00:07
We'll get everything out in the open. Don't worry,...
No need for both of us to spend 12 years in the can getting buggered by goons. - Small Town Killers 00:07
No need for both of us to spend 12 years in the can getting ...
Don't get all worked up. Igor's got a handle on it. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Don't get all worked up. Igor's got a handle on it...
Let's just be happy that it can't possibly get any worse. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Let's just be happy that it can't possibly get any...
- He missed. - You're way too negative. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- He missed. - You're way too negative.
No, we won't get away with this. I've seen it too many times on TV, lb. - Small Town Killers 00:07
No, we won't get away with this. I've seen it too ...
A man walks his dog, and the dog comes back with a big bone wearing a sock. - Small Town Killers 00:07
A man walks his dog, and the dog comes back with a big bone ...
Next thing you know, you're the star of a lame crime docu. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Next thing you know, you're the star of a lame crime do...