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Heinz is right. We are Dumb and Dumber
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Small Town Killers

Heinz is right.We are Dumb and Dumber

Heinz is right.
We are Dumb and Dumber

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Heinz is right. We are Dumb and Dumber.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:19
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
But we're still young, lb. We've got money - - Small Town Killers 00:11
But we're still young, lb. We've got money -
Let's go to Phuket. We can live like kings there. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Let's go to Phuket. We can live like kings there.
I didn't like the atmosphere in there. It got a little embarrassing. - Small Town Killers 00:07
I didn't like the atmosphere in there. It got a little ...
Yeah, just a little perhaps. You're right, lb. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Yeah, just a little perhaps. You're right, lb.
And we won't get any pussy tonight, anyway. - Small Town Killers 00:06
And we won't get any pussy tonight, anyway.
We lead an empty and pussy-less life. - Small Town Killers 00:06
We lead an empty and pussy-less life.
- Who recommended me to you? - No one. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- Who recommended me to you? - No one.
- You want a divorce? - Yes. It's gone all Bulgarian on us. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- You want a divorce? - Yes. It's gone all Bulgarian on...
- It's gotten boring. - Any infidelity? - Small Town Killers 00:06
- It's gotten boring. - Any infidelity?
Not unless dancing with a sissy Swede qualifies as infidelity. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Not unless dancing with a sissy Swede qualifies as infidelit...
- So is that you? - Me? - Small Town Killers 00:05
- So is that you? - Me?
- No, we're married to our wife. - To the same woman? But you can't! - Small Town Killers 00:07
- No, we're married to our wife. - To the same woman? B...
So you want to divorce your wives so you two can get married? - Small Town Killers 00:06
So you want to divorce your wives so you two can get married...
We thought we'd save money if we chipped in. - Small Town Killers 00:06
We thought we'd save money if we chipped in.
- Chipped in? - Yeah, for you. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Chipped in? - Yeah, for you.
- Yes, well, the divorce rules... - Let me just say one thing. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- Yes, well, the divorce rules... - Let me just say one thin...
We want to take good care of the girls. They must never want for anything. - Small Town Killers 00:06
We want to take good care of the girls. They must never want...
They haven't lifted a finger in ten years - - Small Town Killers 00:09
They haven't lifted a finger in ten years -
- I agree. - The rules are simple. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- I agree. - The rules are simple.
- You share everything. - Sure. They should have their share. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- You share everything. - Sure. They should have their share...