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How about we hire a hitman? - Yes
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Small Town Killers

How about we hire a hitman?- Yes

How about we hire a hitman?
- Yes

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- How about we hire a hitman? - Yes.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:19
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
- From the east. From Russia. - Yes! - Small Town Killers 00:05
- From the east. From Russia. - Yes!
They're sick in the head. And they're broke. - Small Town Killers 00:06
They're sick in the head. And they're broke.
Wham bang thank you ma'am. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Wham bang thank you ma'am.
Yeah, a guy from the East. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Yeah, a guy from the East.
Hello. Hi, Edward. So you're awake? - Small Town Killers 00:07
Hello. Hi, Edward. So you're awake?
No, he's been asleep for 48 hours. Or maybe he's dead. I didn't check. - Small Town Killers 00:07
No, he's been asleep for 48 hours. Or maybe he's d...
- You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk! - Small Town Killers 00:05
- You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk!
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman! - Small Town Killers 00:06
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman!
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as simple as that. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as si...
I told you already, I tried. The link expired. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I told you already, I tried. The link expired.
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal when you hire a hitman. - Small Town Killers 00:07
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal whe...
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever. - Small Town Killers 00:06
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever.
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m.
He's on his way?! - Small Town Killers 00:05
He's on his way?!
Maybe he won't recognize us. All he knows is that we live in Nibe - - Small Town Killers 00:11
Maybe he won't recognize us. All he knows is that we li...
There are people living in Nibe in all kinds of houses. - Small Town Killers 00:05
There are people living in Nibe in all kinds of houses.
But he's got the email address and the name. - Small Town Killers 00:05
But he's got the email address and the name.
He knows exactly where to go. He's a professional killer, lb. - Small Town Killers 00:07
He knows exactly where to go. He's a professional kille...
I've got it. Let's go to the airport and tell him it's a misunderstanding. - Small Town Killers 00:05
I've got it. Let's go to the airport and tell him ...
Good idea. We'll give him a decent tip and say it's all a misunderstanding. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Good idea. We'll give him a decent tip and say it'...