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I'd like to announce to the table... - Good thing he isn't a brain surgeon
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Small Town Killers

I'd like to announce to the table...- Good thing he isn't a brain surgeon

I'd like to announce to the table...
- Good thing he isn't a brain surgeon

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- I'd like to announce to the table... - Good thing he isn't a brain surgeon.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:15
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
I have no problem spreading my legs. I could do the splits until recently. - Small Town Killers 00:07
I have no problem spreading my legs. I could do the splits u...
Gritt's parents thought for a long time that Gritt would become a model - - Small Town Killers 00:11
Gritt's parents thought for a long time that Gritt woul...
I guess five-foot tall models aren't in huge demand - - Small Town Killers 00:10
I guess five-foot tall models aren't in huge demand -
But hey, good for fairy Malte that he makes you grow and grow - - Small Town Killers 00:15
But hey, good for fairy Malte that he makes you grow and gro...
- lb, we're done with this shit. - What do you mean? - Small Town Killers 00:07
- lb, we're done with this shit. - What do you mean?
Heinz is right. We are Dumb and Dumber. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Heinz is right. We are Dumb and Dumber.
But we're still young, lb. We've got money - - Small Town Killers 00:11
But we're still young, lb. We've got money -
Let's go to Phuket. We can live like kings there. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Let's go to Phuket. We can live like kings there.
I didn't like the atmosphere in there. It got a little embarrassing. - Small Town Killers 00:07
I didn't like the atmosphere in there. It got a little ...
Yeah, just a little perhaps. You're right, lb. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Yeah, just a little perhaps. You're right, lb.
And we won't get any pussy tonight, anyway. - Small Town Killers 00:06
And we won't get any pussy tonight, anyway.
We lead an empty and pussy-less life. - Small Town Killers 00:06
We lead an empty and pussy-less life.
- Who recommended me to you? - No one. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- Who recommended me to you? - No one.
- You want a divorce? - Yes. It's gone all Bulgarian on us. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- You want a divorce? - Yes. It's gone all Bulgarian on...
- It's gotten boring. - Any infidelity? - Small Town Killers 00:06
- It's gotten boring. - Any infidelity?
Not unless dancing with a sissy Swede qualifies as infidelity. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Not unless dancing with a sissy Swede qualifies as infidelit...
- So is that you? - Me? - Small Town Killers 00:05
- So is that you? - Me?
- No, we're married to our wife. - To the same woman? But you can't! - Small Town Killers 00:07
- No, we're married to our wife. - To the same woman? B...
So you want to divorce your wives so you two can get married? - Small Town Killers 00:06
So you want to divorce your wives so you two can get married...
We thought we'd save money if we chipped in. - Small Town Killers 00:06
We thought we'd save money if we chipped in.