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Small Town Killers

If you did, you wouldn'tthink about it all the time

If you did, you wouldn't
think about it all the time

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If you did, you wouldn't think about it all the time.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:32
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
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Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
If you were sitting in a submarine running out of oxygen - - Small Town Killers 00:08
If you were sitting in a submarine running out of oxygen -
Women don't understand that sex is our way of breathing. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Women don't understand that sex is our way of breathing...
Gritt still wants to have kids, but I'm not keen on it. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Gritt still wants to have kids, but I'm not keen on it.
Of course not. They climb into bed and lie in the crack. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Of course not. They climb into bed and lie in the crack.
Kids are crap. There's no upside to it. None at all. - Small Town Killers 00:08
Kids are crap. There's no upside to it. None at all.
So, problems at home? - Small Town Killers 00:06
So, problems at home?
The bricks are on back order, Mrs. Hansen. It's a load of bull. - Small Town Killers 00:06
The bricks are on back order, Mrs. Hansen. It's a load ...
Bricks aren't just bricks, as I've told you once before. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Bricks aren't just bricks, as I've told you once b...
- I just need a new wall. - Right, and Rome was built in a day. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- I just need a new wall. - Right, and Rome was built in a d...
I clean forgot. Thanks for reminding me, Mrs. Hansen. - Small Town Killers 00:07
I clean forgot. Thanks for reminding me, Mrs. Hansen.
With the other kind, like you, you put your heart into it. - Small Town Killers 00:05
With the other kind, like you, you put your heart into it.
- And finish the job! - Yes, absolutely. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- And finish the job! - Yes, absolutely.
Van Gogh didn't paint for the money. He painted with his heart. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Van Gogh didn't paint for the money. He painted with hi...
Are you quite sure you've got time for this? - Small Town Killers 00:06
Are you quite sure you've got time for this?
We wouldn't leave our radio and stuff here if we weren't working here. - Small Town Killers 00:06
We wouldn't leave our radio and stuff here if we weren&...
Lb has been on the phone all morning about those bricks. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Lb has been on the phone all morning about those bricks.
We almost gave up on you, but then, your radio and stuff are here. - Small Town Killers 00:05
We almost gave up on you, but then, your radio and stuff are...
- Honestly, have you got time for this? - No... - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Honestly, have you got time for this? - No...
There are two kinds of customers. With one kind, you're in it for the cash. - Small Town Killers 00:07
There are two kinds of customers. With one kind, you're...
I thought you wanted the bill dealt with under the table. - Small Town Killers 00:07
I thought you wanted the bill dealt with under the table.