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Small Town Killers

If only they'd never existed

If only they'd never existed

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If only they'd never existed.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:49
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
It would be so much easier to get divorced if they weren't there. - Small Town Killers 00:06
It would be so much easier to get divorced if they weren...
You don't have to give half of everything to someone - - Small Town Killers 00:11
You don't have to give half of everything to someone -
- Do you know what you're saying? - Yes! No... - Small Town Killers 00:07
- Do you know what you're saying? - Yes! No...
- How about we hire a hitman? - Yes. - Small Town Killers 00:08
- How about we hire a hitman? - Yes.
- From the east. From Russia. - Yes! - Small Town Killers 00:05
- From the east. From Russia. - Yes!
They're sick in the head. And they're broke. - Small Town Killers 00:06
They're sick in the head. And they're broke.
Wham bang thank you ma'am. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Wham bang thank you ma'am.
Yeah, a guy from the East. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Yeah, a guy from the East.
Hello. Hi, Edward. So you're awake? - Small Town Killers 00:07
Hello. Hi, Edward. So you're awake?
No, he's been asleep for 48 hours. Or maybe he's dead. I didn't check. - Small Town Killers 00:07
No, he's been asleep for 48 hours. Or maybe he's d...
- You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk! - Small Town Killers 00:05
- You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk!
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman! - Small Town Killers 00:06
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman!
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as simple as that. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as si...
I told you already, I tried. The link expired. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I told you already, I tried. The link expired.
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal when you hire a hitman. - Small Town Killers 00:07
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal whe...
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever. - Small Town Killers 00:06
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever.
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m.
He's on his way?! - Small Town Killers 00:05
He's on his way?!
Maybe he won't recognize us. All he knows is that we live in Nibe - - Small Town Killers 00:11
Maybe he won't recognize us. All he knows is that we li...
There are people living in Nibe in all kinds of houses. - Small Town Killers 00:05
There are people living in Nibe in all kinds of houses.