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If only you were someone else
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Small Town Killers

If only you were someone else

If only you were someone else

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If only you were someone else.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:34
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
Edward, you make us happy. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Edward, you make us happy.
Cyanide... 30 seconds. And nothing... - Small Town Killers 00:10
Cyanide... 30 seconds. And nothing...
Some say it comes from the sound the Cuban musicians made - - Small Town Killers 00:11
Some say it comes from the sound the Cuban musicians made -
Others claim it's because salsa is a blend of many styles. - Small Town Killers 00:09
Others claim it's because salsa is a blend of many styl...
Like the salsa sauce. A little bit of everything. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Like the salsa sauce. A little bit of everything.
A little soft, a little sweet, a little spicy. - Small Town Killers 00:07
A little soft, a little sweet, a little spicy.
Like life itself. We love, we hate. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Like life itself. We love, we hate.
We fight - - Small Town Killers 00:07
We fight -
Shit, I hate this. It just isn't me at all. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Shit, I hate this. It just isn't me at all.
It's a load of bull. These clothes are too tight. - Small Town Killers 00:05
It's a load of bull. These clothes are too tight.
They're not intended to be worn. They make you look stupid. - Small Town Killers 00:06
They're not intended to be worn. They make you look stu...
- Well, Gritt and I are off now. - Already? - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Well, Gritt and I are off now. - Already?
With or without nuchal folds. Ovulation in an hour. - Small Town Killers 00:06
With or without nuchal folds. Ovulation in an hour.
So, you finally finished the Great Wall of China, huh? - Small Town Killers 00:07
So, you finally finished the Great Wall of China, huh?
- How are things with the girls at home? - Just fine, Mrs. Hansen. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- How are things with the girls at home? - Just fine, Mrs. H...
It sure sounds like you're boring in bed. - Small Town Killers 00:06
It sure sounds like you're boring in bed.
- But, Mrs. Hansen... - Time for a screwdriver! - Small Town Killers 00:07
- But, Mrs. Hansen... - Time for a screwdriver!
Oh dear. Give me a hand, will you? - Small Town Killers 00:06
Oh dear. Give me a hand, will you?
Men don't understand it's all about the clitoris. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Men don't understand it's all about the clitoris.
And not only my late Poul, but all my lovers. - Small Town Killers 00:06
And not only my late Poul, but all my lovers.