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lb and Edward have got cancer. - Yeah, we're gonna be bald as eggs
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Small Town Killers

Lb and Edward have got cancer.- Yeah, we're gonna be bald as eggs

lb and Edward have got cancer.
- Yeah, we're gonna be bald as eggs

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- lb and Edward have got cancer. - Yeah, we're gonna be bald as eggs.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:54
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
You just ought to... - Small Town Killers 00:06
You just ought to...
Salsa, Bent. Hell, that's just what we need - - Small Town Killers 00:08
Salsa, Bent. Hell, that's just what we need -
- Thank you, Bent. - You're welcome, my friend. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Thank you, Bent. - You're welcome, my friend.
- Why do we always make fun of Bent? - Because we always have. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Why do we always make fun of Bent? - Because we always hav...
Not before the accident. We used to look up to him. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Not before the accident. We used to look up to him.
He was the best footballer on the team. - Small Town Killers 00:06
He was the best footballer on the team.
And then the ball rolled out in front of the car on the highway. - Small Town Killers 00:07
And then the ball rolled out in front of the car on the high...
He was gone for six months and when he returned, he'd turned into a spazz. - Small Town Killers 00:06
He was gone for six months and when he returned, he'd t...
- I told you, kids are a load of crap. - But why do we make fun of him? - Small Town Killers 00:06
- I told you, kids are a load of crap. - But why do we make ...
He never should have chased that ball on to the goddamn highway. - Small Town Killers 00:07
He never should have chased that ball on to the goddamn high...
Because we're afraid of Spazzy Bent, Edward. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Because we're afraid of Spazzy Bent, Edward.
We're afraid of kids. We're afraid they'll run out in front of the cars. - Small Town Killers 00:07
We're afraid of kids. We're afraid they'll ru...
- Yeah right. - But he's happy. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Yeah right. - But he's happy.
- He dances and he's got a sex life. - And that's strange. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- He dances and he's got a sex life. - And that's ...
You want me to throw myself in front of a car to get laid? That's stupid. - Small Town Killers 00:06
You want me to throw myself in front of a car to get laid? T...
You're not making any goddamn sense. - Small Town Killers 00:05
You're not making any goddamn sense.
Gritt, what are you doing? - Small Town Killers 00:05
Gritt, what are you doing?
I've had it! No more perverted psychos. - Small Town Killers 00:07
I've had it! No more perverted psychos.
We're going to do like the British. Sweep it under the rug. Gone! - Small Town Killers 00:07
We're going to do like the British. Sweep it under the ...
I don't want to go looking for men who watch PBS - - Small Town Killers 00:16
I don't want to go looking for men who watch PBS -