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Small Town Killers

Shit, lb!- I remember my first date

Shit, lb!
- I remember my first date

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- Shit, lb! - I remember my first date.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:58
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
I was only 15, and Sofus his name was. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I was only 15, and Sofus his name was.
I had a good eye to him. He was in my parallel class. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I had a good eye to him. He was in my parallel class.
And after many, many, many months - - Small Town Killers 00:08
And after many, many, many months -
I was so nervous and also hungry, so of course I said yes. - Small Town Killers 00:08
I was so nervous and also hungry, so of course I said yes.
When he kissed me outside Pizzeria Milano... - Small Town Killers 00:06
When he kissed me outside Pizzeria Milano...
... I swear my knees were like rubber and my heart missed a slag. - Small Town Killers 00:15
... I swear my knees were like rubber and my heart missed a ...
I think I am gonna be sick. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I think I am gonna be sick.
- I agree. - What are you saying? - Small Town Killers 00:07
- I agree. - What are you saying?
I am saying you both look like retired Ukrainian hookers in a car crash. - Small Town Killers 00:08
I am saying you both look like retired Ukrainian hookers in ...
- How dare you talk to women like that? - How dare I? - Small Town Killers 00:07
- How dare you talk to women like that? - How dare I?
What the hell got into you, lb? What the hell got into you, man?! - Small Town Killers 00:08
What the hell got into you, lb? What the hell got into you, ...
- You're not Gritt, you're lb! - Where am I? Is my hair okay? - Small Town Killers 00:06
- You're not Gritt, you're lb! - Where am I? Is my...
It was the woman inside me, Edward. She came thundering out. - Small Town Killers 00:06
It was the woman inside me, Edward. She came thundering out.
Suddenly I felt breasts, ovaries and everything. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Suddenly I felt breasts, ovaries and everything.
Suddenly I'd like to have kids. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Suddenly I'd like to have kids.
Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me! - Small Town Killers 00:06
Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me!
Lb, stop looking at me like that. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Lb, stop looking at me like that.
We have to get outta here! We must find the girls. - Small Town Killers 00:05
We have to get outta here! We must find the girls.
- Pick up the goddamn phone, Ingrid. - Ingrid speaking. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Pick up the goddamn phone, Ingrid. - Ingrid speaking.
- Hi, Ingrid, it's me. - Hi, Edward. - Small Town Killers 00:10
- Hi, Ingrid, it's me. - Hi, Edward.