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They're all flat. - Taxi! Taxi!
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Small Town Killers

They're all flat.- Taxi! Taxi!

They're all flat.
- Taxi! Taxi!

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- They're all flat. - Taxi! Taxi!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:29
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
I don't think you look very happy tonight. - Small Town Killers 00:05
I don't think you look very happy tonight.
You have no problems. You have no problems. - Small Town Killers 00:06
You have no problems. You have no problems.
My mother and father in Murmansk far away, they have problems. - Small Town Killers 00:06
My mother and father in Murmansk far away, they have problem...
They live together for 50 years. They are married for 50 years - - Small Town Killers 00:09
They live together for 50 years. They are married for 50 yea...
They have problems, they fight. She hit him, he fall, she pick him up. - Small Town Killers 00:07
They have problems, they fight. She hit him, he fall, she pi...
But they love each other, they kiss each other, they fuck each other. - Small Town Killers 00:07
But they love each other, they kiss each other, they fuck ea...
She's very, very big woman, and he has a very, very small dick. - Small Town Killers 00:07
She's very, very big woman, and he has a very, very sma...
But you know, a little tiny fuck is always better than no fuck. - Small Town Killers 00:07
But you know, a little tiny fuck is always better than no fu...
And you have everything. You have woman, man, car, house, money. - Small Town Killers 00:08
And you have everything. You have woman, man, car, house, mo...
Edward... Edward? What are you doing, Edward? - Small Town Killers 00:06
Edward... Edward? What are you doing, Edward?
Sit. Sit down, Edward. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Sit. Sit down, Edward.
I really like you guys, but it just makes me so sad when I see sad people. - Small Town Killers 00:08
I really like you guys, but it just makes me so sad when I s...
Hello, Igor? You're alright, you're okay. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Hello, Igor? You're alright, you're okay.
You talk about being happy all the time - - Small Town Killers 00:11
You talk about being happy all the time -
I think you just kill people because they're like you. Unhappy. - Small Town Killers 00:08
I think you just kill people because they're like you. ...
You really think this is some kind of stupid movie moment? - Small Town Killers 00:06
You really think this is some kind of stupid movie moment?
Yes, Igor. This is where the good guy talks to the bad guy - - Small Town Killers 00:12
Yes, Igor. This is where the good guy talks to the bad guy -
Then you haven't seen many, many movies. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Then you haven't seen many, many movies.
- There's many, many, many movies... - Name one. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- There's many, many, many movies... - Name one.
Okay, Igor, then try this one. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Okay, Igor, then try this one.