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Small Town Killers

We had it all!

We had it all!

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We had it all!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:26
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
Let's just drop the whole idea and get a sex life online. - Small Town Killers 00:08
Let's just drop the whole idea and get a sex life onlin...
Sex involves both hands. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Sex involves both hands.
If only they'd never existed. - Small Town Killers 00:06
If only they'd never existed.
It would be so much easier to get divorced if they weren't there. - Small Town Killers 00:06
It would be so much easier to get divorced if they weren...
You don't have to give half of everything to someone - - Small Town Killers 00:11
You don't have to give half of everything to someone -
- Do you know what you're saying? - Yes! No... - Small Town Killers 00:07
- Do you know what you're saying? - Yes! No...
- How about we hire a hitman? - Yes. - Small Town Killers 00:08
- How about we hire a hitman? - Yes.
- From the east. From Russia. - Yes! - Small Town Killers 00:05
- From the east. From Russia. - Yes!
They're sick in the head. And they're broke. - Small Town Killers 00:06
They're sick in the head. And they're broke.
Wham bang thank you ma'am. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Wham bang thank you ma'am.
Yeah, a guy from the East. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Yeah, a guy from the East.
Hello. Hi, Edward. So you're awake? - Small Town Killers 00:07
Hello. Hi, Edward. So you're awake?
No, he's been asleep for 48 hours. Or maybe he's dead. I didn't check. - Small Town Killers 00:07
No, he's been asleep for 48 hours. Or maybe he's d...
- You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk! - Small Town Killers 00:05
- You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk!
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman! - Small Town Killers 00:06
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman!
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as simple as that. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as si...
I told you already, I tried. The link expired. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I told you already, I tried. The link expired.
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal when you hire a hitman. - Small Town Killers 00:07
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal whe...
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever. - Small Town Killers 00:06
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever.
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m.