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Small Town Killers

You don't chip in for a hitman.If anyone's gonna kill me - - I want my own personal killer

You don't chip in for a hitman.
If anyone's gonna kill me - - I want my own personal killer

Full Transcript

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You don't chip in for a hitman. If anyone's gonna kill me -
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- I want my own personal killer.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:47
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
- And then I saw... - Have you been drinking? - Small Town Killers 00:05
- And then I saw... - Have you been drinking?
What the fuck do you think? Do I seem sober or shitfaced? - Small Town Killers 00:06
What the fuck do you think? Do I seem sober or shitfaced?
Down my legs and into my shoes... - Small Town Killers 00:06
Down my legs and into my shoes...
"What is this? Did you pee your pants?" - Small Town Killers 00:09
"What is this? Did you pee your pants?"
Damn! It burst. That's a first. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Damn! It burst. That's a first.
And the bitches can sleep on the couch in a studio apartment on loser street. - Small Town Killers 00:07
And the bitches can sleep on the couch in a studio apartment...
They go see a lawyer only to find out they're married to two strong women. - Small Town Killers 00:06
They go see a lawyer only to find out they're married t...
Strong women who knows their rights, Gritt. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Strong women who knows their rights, Gritt.
- Free women like you and me, Gritt. - Yeah, we're totally free. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- Free women like you and me, Gritt. - Yeah, we're tota...
We may very well be from Nibe - - Small Town Killers 00:13
We may very well be from Nibe -
- The last cunt? - No, the last cent out of a man. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- The last cunt? - No, the last cent out of a man.
We have a future, Gritt. We can dance our way through life. - Small Town Killers 00:06
We have a future, Gritt. We can dance our way through life.
- They can only sit on their fat asses. - Hell, we'll convert Malte. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- They can only sit on their fat asses. - Hell, we'll c...
- Yeah, why not? - With our gigantic big balls. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Yeah, why not? - With our gigantic big balls.
We'll be lucky to find a drop of blood in your alcohol. What were you thinking? - Small Town Killers 00:07
We'll be lucky to find a drop of blood in your alcohol....
- You're looking at a minimum of... - Where? - Small Town Killers 00:05
- You're looking at a minimum of... - Where?
No man can drink that much. - Small Town Killers 00:06
No man can drink that much.
Why don't we just tell the police? - Small Town Killers 00:06
Why don't we just tell the police?
- The police? - Yes. - Small Town Killers 00:05
- The police? - Yes.
"Why don't we just tell the police?" - Small Town Killers 00:10
"Why don't we just tell the police?"