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You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk!
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Small Town Killers

You hired a Russian hitman!- I was drunk!

You hired a Russian hitman!
- I was drunk!

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- You hired a Russian hitman! - I was drunk!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:51
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
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Movie Summary

Two Danish BFFs have lost interest in their wives and consider divorce, but end up getting drunk and hiring a Russian hitman online instead. The Russian flies in. Unfortunately, their wives get to know the Russian as well.
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman! - Small Town Killers 00:06
So was I, but I didn't hire a goddamn Russian hitman!
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as simple as that. - Small Town Killers 00:06
Shit! You're gonna have to call it off. It's as si...
I told you already, I tried. The link expired. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I told you already, I tried. The link expired.
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal when you hire a hitman. - Small Town Killers 00:07
You pay half, and the link expires. That's the deal whe...
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever. - Small Town Killers 00:06
All that's left is this. Igor Lad... whatever.
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m. - Small Town Killers 00:05
Arrival from Kiev 2:45 p.m.
He's on his way?! - Small Town Killers 00:05
He's on his way?!
Maybe he won't recognize us. All he knows is that we live in Nibe - - Small Town Killers 00:11
Maybe he won't recognize us. All he knows is that we li...
There are people living in Nibe in all kinds of houses. - Small Town Killers 00:05
There are people living in Nibe in all kinds of houses.
But he's got the email address and the name. - Small Town Killers 00:05
But he's got the email address and the name.
He knows exactly where to go. He's a professional killer, lb. - Small Town Killers 00:07
He knows exactly where to go. He's a professional kille...
I've got it. Let's go to the airport and tell him it's a misunderstanding. - Small Town Killers 00:05
I've got it. Let's go to the airport and tell him ...
Good idea. We'll give him a decent tip and say it's all a misunderstanding. - Small Town Killers 00:07
Good idea. We'll give him a decent tip and say it'...
- What if 100 dollars isn't enough? - Hell, it's a year's income in Russia. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- What if 100 dollars isn't enough? - Hell, it's a...
- Got the return ticket? - Yup. Moscow 6:45 p.m. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Got the return ticket? - Yup. Moscow 6:45 p.m.
- Good. And then this never happened. - It already never happened. - Small Town Killers 00:07
- Good. And then this never happened. - It already never hap...
We'll treat him to a steak and a couple of bottles of Rioja - - Small Town Killers 00:08
We'll treat him to a steak and a couple of bottles of R...
I'll give him that. Impressive. - Small Town Killers 00:06
I'll give him that. Impressive.
My friends... My friends. - Small Town Killers 00:06
My friends... My friends.
- Is he a friend of yours? - Nah, we don't really know him. - Small Town Killers 00:06
- Is he a friend of yours? - Nah, we don't really know ...