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SmartLess: On the Road

And I would light that thing and it would be blazingon my dashboard while I'm drivingwhen...

And I would light that thing and it would be blazing
on my dashboard while I'm driving
when I shouldn't, so that the cops can see,
"This dick's got a candle

Full Transcript

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And I would light that thing
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and it would be blazing on my dashboard
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while I'm driving when I shouldn't,
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so that the cops can see, "This dick's got a candle.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:35
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
AFI,ONF | NFB

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Movie Summary

Follows the North American tour Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes and Will Arnett did for their Podcast project "SmartLess".
S01 • E05 And he goes, "Nah, I think it'd be better if you did it." - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
And he goes, "Nah, I think it'd be better if you d...
S01 • E01 That's the thing I don't understand about you guys - SmartLess: On the Road 00:12
That's the thing I don't understand about you guys
S01 • E04 - Wait, wait, wait. What you-- - Oh, you gonna go up there. Come on. - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
- Wait, wait, wait. What you-- - Oh, you gonna go up there. ...
S01 • E06 By the way, instead of mugs, instead of keychains, - SmartLess: On the Road 00:11
By the way, instead of mugs, instead of keychains,
S01 • E05 - [chuckles] - He pushes down the instinct to be shitty to people. - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
- [chuckles] - He pushes down the instinct to be shitty to p...
S01 • E05 - Yeah... [chuckles] - He actually said, "Hey, man, I just wanna say - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
- Yeah... [chuckles] - He actually said, "Hey, man, I j...
S01 • E01 [all laugh] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
[all laugh]
S01 • E05 I watched the whole thing." - SmartLess: On the Road 00:07
I watched the whole thing."
S01 • E06 [all cheering] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:05
[all cheering]
S01 • E04 [all laughing] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
[all laughing]
S01 • E05 Then we go to the door to go out. I say, "I'll see you guys later." - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
Then we go to the door to go out. I say, "I'll see...
S01 • E06 [all applauding] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:05
[all applauding]
S01 • E05 I went, "Oh, my God." [chuckles] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:07
I went, "Oh, my God." [chuckles]
S01 • E06 I appreciate all of you coming here tonight and... - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
I appreciate all of you coming here tonight and...
S01 • E06 I also wanna make one more comment - SmartLess: On the Road 00:07
I also wanna make one more comment
S01 • E05 - [laughs] - [audience laughing] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:09
- [laughs] - [audience laughing]
S01 • E04 - Shh, shh. - [audience laughing] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
- Shh, shh. - [audience laughing]
S01 • E06 [all laughing] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:06
[all laughing]
S01 • E05 Well, speaking of normal, Matthew Damon, - SmartLess: On the Road 00:08
Well, speaking of normal, Matthew Damon,
S01 • E04 [audience laughing] - SmartLess: On the Road 00:05
[audience laughing]