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Andy DiCarlo:
Doesn't anything ever get you down? Big Bob Freelander:
Yeah, I get my apple cart upset sometimes. I just learned a long time ago to accept a little less from life, that's all. Big Bob Freelander:
[continues]
Want to know who taught me this great lesson in life? Elizabeth Taylor. Andy DiCarlo:
[looks incredulous]
What? Big Bob Freelander:
I never bothered to tell you the story because I don't believe in negative stories, but, uh, one time I actually had a date with old Liz herself. Andy DiCarlo:
You're kidding. Big Bob Freelander:
Huh-uh. Do you remember when I went off to junior college in Los Angeles? Well, I had a class with a guy that was Liz Taylor's cousin. He fixed me up with her. Andy DiCarlo:
What was she like? Big Bob Freelander:
I never met her. Andy DiCarlo:
You just said... Big Bob Freelander:
No, I just said that I had a "date" with her. I never said that she kept it. You should've seen all the preparations I made. I went out and got the best flowers that I could find, and a great table at the world-famous Cocoanut Grove restaurant. And then she never showed up. That was the weekend that she ran off and married the hotel guy. Andy DiCarlo:
I'm sorry. Big Bob Freelander:
Oh, you don't have to be sorry. Just that now I'm married to Roberta, and I'm happy about it. Even though she is... a little less than Elizabeth Taylor. Big Bob Freelander:
[pauses to reflect]
God, Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful
Doesn't anything ever get you down? Big Bob Freelander:
Yeah, I get my apple cart upset sometimes. I just learned a long time ago to accept a little less from life, that's all. Big Bob Freelander:
[continues]
Want to know who taught me this great lesson in life? Elizabeth Taylor. Andy DiCarlo:
[looks incredulous]
What? Big Bob Freelander:
I never bothered to tell you the story because I don't believe in negative stories, but, uh, one time I actually had a date with old Liz herself. Andy DiCarlo:
You're kidding. Big Bob Freelander:
Huh-uh. Do you remember when I went off to junior college in Los Angeles? Well, I had a class with a guy that was Liz Taylor's cousin. He fixed me up with her. Andy DiCarlo:
What was she like? Big Bob Freelander:
I never met her. Andy DiCarlo:
You just said... Big Bob Freelander:
No, I just said that I had a "date" with her. I never said that she kept it. You should've seen all the preparations I made. I went out and got the best flowers that I could find, and a great table at the world-famous Cocoanut Grove restaurant. And then she never showed up. That was the weekend that she ran off and married the hotel guy. Andy DiCarlo:
I'm sorry. Big Bob Freelander:
Oh, you don't have to be sorry. Just that now I'm married to Roberta, and I'm happy about it. Even though she is... a little less than Elizabeth Taylor. Big Bob Freelander:
[pauses to reflect]
God, Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful
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And then she never showed up
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That was the weekend that she ran off and married the hotel guy
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I'm sorry
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You don't have to be sorry
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Just that now I'm married to Roberta and I'm happy about it
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Even though she is a little less than Elizabeth Taylor
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God Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful
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Movie Summary
A social comedy about a beauty pageant for young Californian women, held annually in Santa Rosa, and how it affects the locals and participants.
Actors
Big Bob
