Doesn't anything ever get you down? Yeah, I get my apple cart upset sometimes. I just...
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Andy DiCarlo:
Doesn't anything ever get you down?
Big Bob Freelander:
Yeah, I get my apple cart upset sometimes. I just learned a long time ago to accept a little less from life, that's all.
Big Bob Freelander:
[continues]
Want to know who taught me this great lesson in life? Elizabeth Taylor.
Andy DiCarlo:
[looks incredulous]
What?
Big Bob Freelander:
I never bothered to tell you the story because I don't believe in negative stories, but, uh, one time I actually had a date with old Liz herself.
Andy DiCarlo:
You're kidding.
Big Bob Freelander:
Huh-uh. Do you remember when I went off to junior college in Los Angeles? Well, I had a class with a guy that was Liz Taylor's cousin. He fixed me up with her.
Andy DiCarlo:
What was she like?
Big Bob Freelander:
I never met her.
Andy DiCarlo:
You just said...
Big Bob Freelander:
No, I just said that I had a "date" with her. I never said that she kept it. You should've seen all the preparations I made. I went out and got the best flowers that I could find, and a great table at the world-famous Cocoanut Grove restaurant. And then she never showed up. That was the weekend that she ran off and married the hotel guy.
Andy DiCarlo:
I'm sorry.
Big Bob Freelander:
Oh, you don't have to be sorry. Just that now I'm married to Roberta, and I'm happy about it. Even though she is... a little less than Elizabeth Taylor.
Big Bob Freelander:
[pauses to reflect]
God, Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful.
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And then she never showed up
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That was the weekend that she ran off and married the hotel guy
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I'm sorry
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You don't have to be sorry
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Just that now I'm married to Roberta and I'm happy about it
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Even though she is a little less than Elizabeth Taylor
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God Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 111
Timestamp in movie: 01h 16m 45s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A social comedy about a beauty pageant for young Californian women, held annually in Santa Rosa, and how it affects the locals and participants.
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00:40 You know something Dad
00:12 You see old Phil's just mad
00:35 I don't like that music man
00:17 You know something You did a hell of a job
00:29 I'm getting a reputation for being a drunk aren't...
00:17 Santa Rosa is so beautiful
00:21 Now see here Mr French I'm trying to be reasonable...
00:26 That's really what's bugging you isn't it...
00:15 I realize that you and I have gotten off to a rather shaky...
00:32 I won Miss Teenage Complexion I don't think I've...
00:16 Isn't she lovely
00:18 And kick and bend
00:05 Are you having a good time up here
00:54 Now listen Just listen
00:20 That was really a beautiful story
00:13 God how can you stand being her roommate
00:15 What happened
00:13 Doesn't anything ever get you down
00:11 I've finally figured out what you are
00:08 Another evening of sarcasm and self pity