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"Smokey and the Bandit" quotes

Smokey and the Bandit poster
A race car driver tries to transport an illegal beer shipment from Texas to Atlanta in under 28 hours, picking up a reluctant bride-to-be on the way.

Director: Hal Needham
Writer: Hal Needham, Robert L. Levy, James Lee Barrett
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1977
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $126,737,428
Released: 27 May 1977
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 nominations total

81 Clips

Buford T. JusticeJuniorCarrieBanditBig EnosBranford's DeputyLittle EnosPolicemanCledusGeorgia State TrooperPatrolman - Traffic JamHot Pants
Oh I love your suits - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09 Oh I love your suits Well well well Hello beautiful - Smokey and the Bandit 00:33 Well well well Hello beautiful A guy that paints his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers - Smokey and the Bandit 00:07 A guy that paints his truck like this would go to a... See son Old legends never die They just lose weight - Smokey and the Bandit 00:12 See son Old legends never die They just lose weight Egotistical son of a bitch - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10 Egotistical son of a bitch There's no way no way - Smokey and the Bandit 00:19 There's no way no way The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation - Smokey and the Bandit 00:18 The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the... Hold my hat - Smokey and the Bandit 00:14 Hold my hat Let me have a diablo sandwich a Dr Pepper Make it fast I'm in a goddamn hurry - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09 Let me have a diablo sandwich a Dr Pepper Make it fast... I saw that you sombitch - Smokey and the Bandit 00:21 I saw that you sombitch Where In the woods - Smokey and the Bandit 00:20 Where In the woods You've got a great profile Yeah don't I Especially from the side - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16 You've got a great profile Yeah don't I Especially... Why 'Cause you're always hoppin' around - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16 Why 'Cause you're always hoppin' around It happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10 It happens every time one of those dancers starts... Damn he had a lot of friends didn't he - Smokey and the Bandit 00:19 Damn he had a lot of friends didn't he I don't think Fred bit you mister Fred absolutely don't like grease - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10 I don't think Fred bit you mister Fred absolutely... Well go girl go I'm goin' I'm goin' - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10 Well go girl go I'm goin' I'm goin' Don't you take that hat off for anything Sure - Smokey and the Bandit 00:55 Don't you take that hat off for anything Sure Breaker to the Bandit Come on back breaker - Smokey and the Bandit 00:33 Breaker to the Bandit Come on back breaker Is this Bandit This is Mr B gearjammin' this rollin' refinery You got a smokey - Smokey and the Bandit 00:24 Is this Bandit This is Mr B gearjammin' this... Hey boy where's Sheriff Branford - Smokey and the Bandit 00:36 Hey boy where's Sheriff Branford Is she wearing a wedding dress - Smokey and the Bandit 00:26 Is she wearing a wedding dress 'cause he's about as crazy as you are ugly - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10 'cause he's about as crazy as you are ugly What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law - Smokey and the Bandit 00:12 What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of... You can't drive no forklift I can drive any forkin' thing around - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09 You can't drive no forklift I can drive any... You want somethin' A hush puppy Daddy - Smokey and the Bandit 00:17 You want somethin' A hush puppy Daddy You know who that is That's Mr Evel Knievel - Smokey and the Bandit 00:20 You know who that is That's Mr Evel Knievel Cledus get the money How 'bout the money - Smokey and the Bandit 00:24 Cledus get the money How 'bout the money I wanna jump something else I wanna jump a house I wanna jump something - Smokey and the Bandit 00:12 I wanna jump something else I wanna jump a house I wanna... When you tell somebody somethin' - Smokey and the Bandit 00:22 When you tell somebody somethin' You know somethin' Sheriff If J W Don't get out of my way I'll pass him - Smokey and the Bandit 00:23 You know somethin' Sheriff If J W Don't get out of... Actually my heaviest relationship was with an acid rock singer - Smokey and the Bandit 00:30 Actually my heaviest relationship was with an acid rock... Hey we really oughta pay somebody for that mess we made in there - Smokey and the Bandit 00:39 Hey we really oughta pay somebody for that mess we made in... And don't go home don't go to eat and don't play with yourself - Smokey and the Bandit 00:25 And don't go home don't go to eat and don't... Nobody - Smokey and the Bandit 00:13 Nobody Well cowboys love fat calves - Smokey and the Bandit 00:17 Well cowboys love fat calves What the hell was that A left or half a 'u' - Smokey and the Bandit 00:07 What the hell was that A left or half a 'u' I'm westbound Just watch ol' Bandit run - Smokey and the Bandit 00:28 I'm westbound Just watch ol' Bandit run You ain't gonna believe this but that crazy sombitch tried to drive up under my truck - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09 You ain't gonna believe this but that crazy sombitch... Well for your information that ain't never been done not in no rig - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16 Well for your information that ain't never been done... Do the letters F O Mean anything to you - Smokey and the Bandit 00:12 Do the letters F O Mean anything to you Apprehend that horse ass for reckless drivin' - Smokey and the Bandit 00:15 Apprehend that horse ass for reckless drivin' Cledus This is Frog - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16 Cledus This is Frog Duck or you're gonna be talkin' outta your ass - Smokey and the Bandit 00:08 Duck or you're gonna be talkin' outta your ass Hey would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16 Hey would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road... What the hell is the world comin' to - Smokey and the Bandit 00:08 What the hell is the world comin' to Daddy wait for me Don't leave me Who's gonna hold your hat - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09 Daddy wait for me Don't leave me Who's gonna hold... Whoa hold it I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak - Smokey and the Bandit 00:12 Whoa hold it I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak Snowman you got your ears on You lucky devil you got him - Smokey and the Bandit 00:08 Snowman you got your ears on You lucky devil you got him Big town ain't it I wonder what they do for excitement - Smokey and the Bandit 00:11 Big town ain't it I wonder what they do for excitement Who ya chasin' Somebody chasin' you - Smokey and the Bandit 00:15 Who ya chasin' Somebody chasin' you 20 to one I break the son of a bitch this time - Smokey and the Bandit 00:18 20 to one I break the son of a bitch this time Hey Bandit this is Little Beaver - Smokey and the Bandit 00:18 Hey Bandit this is Little Beaver What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas - Smokey and the Bandit 00:18 What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas What the hell is this a drive in movie - Smokey and the Bandit 00:15 What the hell is this a drive in movie Did you see that They went right through our roadblock - Smokey and the Bandit 00:11 Did you see that They went right through our roadblock 'cause the Snowman is comin' through Hold on to your ass Fred - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09 'cause the Snowman is comin' through Hold on to... He done good didn't he Fred - Smokey and the Bandit 00:06 He done good didn't he Fred Cledus Talk to me my boy - Smokey and the Bandit 00:45 Cledus Talk to me my boy Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' - Smokey and the Bandit 00:53 Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin' Daddy the top came off No shit - Smokey and the Bandit 00:07 Daddy the top came off No shit That's an attention getter - Smokey and the Bandit 00:05 That's an attention getter Daddy the top came off No shit - Smokey and the Bandit 00:07 Daddy the top came off No shit Them things are fabulous I think I just went 10 100 - Smokey and the Bandit 00:11 Them things are fabulous I think I just went 10 100 I think I'm in love with your belt buckle - Smokey and the Bandit 00:14 I think I'm in love with your belt buckle You must be in a hell of a hurry Sheriff You bet your ass on that boy - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16 You must be in a hell of a hurry Sheriff You bet your ass on... What Shut up One shit at a time - Smokey and the Bandit 00:07 What Shut up One shit at a time What do we do when we get home Go to bed For a week - Smokey and the Bandit 00:20 What do we do when we get home Go to bed For a week I'm Hot To Trot Just tell me how I can help and I'm with ya body and soul - Smokey and the Bandit 00:46 I'm Hot To Trot Just tell me how I can help and... She insulted my town She insulted my son - Smokey and the Bandit 00:53 She insulted my town She insulted my son Sorry I don't want to get married Terrific That makes two of us - Smokey and the Bandit 00:08 Sorry I don't want to get married Terrific That makes... Wanna do a little pond hopping Frog Uh Swell - Smokey and the Bandit 00:08 Wanna do a little pond hopping Frog Uh Swell Hold it - Smokey and the Bandit 00:56 Hold it But if you gonna hang out in these kinda joints - Smokey and the Bandit 00:17 But if you gonna hang out in these kinda joints Gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours that's no problem - Smokey and the Bandit 00:20 Gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours that's... Don't you know this ain't Saturday Thanks a lot - Smokey and the Bandit 00:12 Don't you know this ain't Saturday Thanks a lot Just keep your eye out for that Mr Bandit bastard - Smokey and the Bandit 00:15 Just keep your eye out for that Mr Bandit bastard You know who that is That's Mr Evel Knievel - Smokey and the Bandit 00:13 You know who that is That's Mr Evel Knievel Hey boy where's Sheriff Branford - Smokey and the Bandit 00:36 Hey boy where's Sheriff Branford How do Officer My name's I don't care if it's Broderick Crawford - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10 How do Officer My name's I don't care if it's... I saw that you sombitch - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16 I saw that you sombitch

Cast

Bandit - Burt Reynolds
Carrie - Sally Field
Cledus - Jerry Reed
Junior - Mike Henry
Little Enos - Paul Williams
All Cast