Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please. Who there? This is Bandit Darville talkin'. Where...
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[Communicating through the C.B. radio]
Bandit: Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
Buford T. Justice: Who there?
Bandit: This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
Buford T. Justice: Where are you, you sumbitch?
Bandit: Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon-dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
Buford T. Justice: Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SUMBITCH?
Bandit: Well, I'm right down at the bottom of the hill, Sheriff. I'm about 6-foot-8, in a cowboy outfit, got a little pygmy standing right beside me dressed just like me. You can't miss me. 10-4.
[Buford looks down the hill]
Bandit: You know what? Scratch that. I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.
[Buford turns, and sees the Bandit]
Bandit: We're on our way to Boston to pick up some clam chowder. Bye-bye!
Carrie: No hard feelings, Junior!
[the Bandit drives off, but Buford follows on his wreck of a car]
Buford T. Justice: I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up! I'm never gonna give up! I'm never gonna give up! I'll get you, you sumbitch!
Junior: [running after the car] Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me! Who's gonna hold your hat?
Bandit: Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
Buford T. Justice: Who there?
Bandit: This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
Buford T. Justice: Where are you, you sumbitch?
Bandit: Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon-dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
Buford T. Justice: Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SUMBITCH?
Bandit: Well, I'm right down at the bottom of the hill, Sheriff. I'm about 6-foot-8, in a cowboy outfit, got a little pygmy standing right beside me dressed just like me. You can't miss me. 10-4.
[Buford looks down the hill]
Bandit: You know what? Scratch that. I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.
[Buford turns, and sees the Bandit]
Bandit: We're on our way to Boston to pick up some clam chowder. Bye-bye!
Carrie: No hard feelings, Junior!
[the Bandit drives off, but Buford follows on his wreck of a car]
Buford T. Justice: I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up! I'm never gonna give up! I'm never gonna give up! I'll get you, you sumbitch!
Junior: [running after the car] Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me! Who's gonna hold your hat?
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BANDIT Sheriff Buford T Justice please
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Who there This is Bandit Darville talkin'
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Where are you you sombitch
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Before I tell you where I am Sheriff there's just one thing I wanna say
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You must be part coon dog 'cause I been chased by the best of 'em
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and son you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion
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I just wanna say that Well thank you Mr Bandit
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And as the pursuer may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I ever pursued
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Now that the mutual bullshit is over
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where are you you sombitch
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I'm right down at the bottom of the hill I'm six foot eight in a cowboy outfit
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I got a little pygmy standing beside me dressed like me You can't miss me
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10 4
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Wait a minute Scratch that Hold it
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I can't lie to you Sheriff You're too good a man Look over your left shoulder
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Oof
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We're on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder Bye bye
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No hard feelings Junior I'm not givin' up
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I'm never gonna give up I'll get you you sombitch
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Daddy wait for me Don't leave me Who's gonna hold your hat
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Movie Summary
A race car driver tries to transport an illegal beer shipment from Texas to Atlanta in under 28 hours, picking up a reluctant bride-to-be on the way.
