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Smokey and the Bandit

He about as crazy as you are ugly!

Cledus Snow:
[to Fred, his hound]
He about as crazy as you are ugly!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.502
'cause he's about as crazy as you are ugly
Duration
10 seconds
Views
463
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:27
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2022
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A race car driver tries to transport an illegal beer shipment from Texas to Atlanta in under 28 hours, picking up a reluctant bride-to-be on the way.
Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rollin' - Smokey and the Bandit 00:18
Westbound and down 18 wheels a-rollin'
- Big town, ain't it? - I wonder what they do for excitement. - Smokey and the Bandit 00:14
- Big town, ain't it? - I wonder what they do for excit...
Big town ain't it I wonder what they do for excitement - Smokey and the Bandit 00:11
Big town ain't it I wonder what they do for excitement
You can't drive no forklift I can drive any forkin' thing around - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09
You can't drive no forklift I can drive any...
Hey we really oughta pay somebody for that mess we made in there - Smokey and the Bandit 00:39
Hey we really oughta pay somebody for that mess we made in...
- Sorry. I don't want to get married. - Terrific That makes two of us. - Smokey and the Bandit 00:15
- Sorry. I don't want to get married. - Terrific That m...
Sorry I don't want to get married Terrific That makes two of us - Smokey and the Bandit 00:08
Sorry I don't want to get married Terrific That makes...
Well cowboys love fat calves - Smokey and the Bandit 00:17
Well cowboys love fat calves
Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen. - Smokey and the Bandit 00:26
Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen.
That's an attention getter - Smokey and the Bandit 00:05
That's an attention getter
And don't go home don't go to eat and don't play with yourself - Smokey and the Bandit 00:25
And don't go home don't go to eat and don't...
It happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10
It happens every time one of those dancers starts...
Is she wearing a wedding dress - Smokey and the Bandit 00:26
Is she wearing a wedding dress
She insulted my town She insulted my son - Smokey and the Bandit 00:53
She insulted my town She insulted my son
You've got a great profile Yeah don't I Especially from the side - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16
You've got a great profile Yeah don't I Especially...
Hey would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you - Smokey and the Bandit 00:16
Hey would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road...
Hey, would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? - Smokey and the Bandit 00:22
Hey, would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road inter...
- Is this fun? - I forgot to tell ya: - Smokey and the Bandit 00:09
- Is this fun? - I forgot to tell ya:
Holy shit! - Smokey and the Bandit 00:17
Holy shit!
- Them things are fabulous. - I think I just went 10-100. - Smokey and the Bandit 00:10
- Them things are fabulous. - I think I just went 10-100.