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"Smokey and the Bandit II" quotes

Smokey and the Bandit II poster
The Bandit goes on another cross-country run, transporting an elephant from Florida to Texas. And, once again, Sheriff Buford T. Justice is on his tail.

Director: Hal Needham
Writer: Hal Needham (characters created by), Robert L. Levy (characters created by), Jerry Belson (screenplay), Brock Yates (screenplay), Michael Kane (story)
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 1980
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 15 Aug 1980
Awards: 1 win & 5 nominations.

41 video clips

JuniorBuford T. JusticeCledus SnowDoc'bandit'CarrieBanditFairground OwnerGas Station Attendant
That reminds me - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:23 That reminds me I like this place - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:46 I like this place I need a tongue depressor about this big - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:15 I need a tongue depressor about this big Hey Daddy look at that big ugly alligator - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:30 Hey Daddy look at that big ugly alligator I've got my piece in my hand - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:16 I've got my piece in my hand Why didn't you have your gun loaded - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10 Why didn't you have your gun loaded You've gotten taller - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:15 You've gotten taller Let me tell ya somethin' - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:14 Let me tell ya somethin' Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:17 Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10 For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen But your ass is on fire - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:11 But your ass is on fire Then that's good enough - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:39 Then that's good enough I thought I loved him too much to do that to him - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08 I thought I loved him too much to do that to him I got to pee pee - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08 I got to pee pee You know Daddy I don't think the Bandit's really bad - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:21 You know Daddy I don't think the Bandit's really... How many trucks do you see - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:30 How many trucks do you see Welcome to the biggest game of chicken - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:13 Welcome to the biggest game of chicken You handsome sombitch - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:07 You handsome sombitch I'm the owner of this - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:33 I'm the owner of this You're not getting away from me Bandit - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:17 You're not getting away from me Bandit I'll come home and sit on your dresser - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:06 I'll come home and sit on your dresser He cares about something other than himself - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:15 He cares about something other than himself Don't look at me - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:17 Don't look at me It's no catching - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:13 It's no catching Make the baby go bada bing - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:53 Make the baby go bada bing You know I could take you head off - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:47 You know I could take you head off Hi Bandit Frog Hi Terry - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:35 Hi Bandit Frog Hi Terry I got to quit this soon - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:11 I got to quit this soon I mean Frank Sinatra sang My Way - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10 I mean Frank Sinatra sang My Way I'm going home and kick your mama in the butt - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10 I'm going home and kick your mama in the butt That you could come from my loins - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:16 That you could come from my loins I got 'em boxed in like a turtle's pecker - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:05 I got 'em boxed in like a turtle's pecker If I was making a list of the Great Assholes of the Twentieth Century - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08 If I was making a list of the Great Assholes of the... When you give birth to a 200 pound elephant - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:07 When you give birth to a 200 pound elephant Can you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a 6 pack - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:16 Can you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a 6 pack Are you a doctor - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08 Are you a doctor Are you alright - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08 Are you alright She IS strong as an ox - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:12 She IS strong as an ox What is the matter - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:22 What is the matter It's the Bandit - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:20 It's the Bandit That's about enough - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10 That's about enough

Cast

Bandit - Burt Reynolds
Sheriff Buford T. Justice - Jackie Gleason
Cledus - Jerry Reed
Doc - Dom DeLuise
Carrie - Sally Field
All Cast