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Smokey and the Bandit II

Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!

Junior:

You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here? Buford T. Justice:
Why don't YOU move down here? Junior:
Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home, that's a promise. Buford T. Justice:
Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!

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Duration
46 seconds
Views
2,014
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Dec 13, 2020
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,Rastar Productions

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Movie Summary

The Bandit goes on another cross-country run, transporting an elephant from Florida to Texas. And, once again, Sheriff Buford T. Justice is on his tail.

Actors

Mike Henry
Junior
Mike Henry
Jackie Gleason
Buford T. Justice
Jackie Gleason
Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:17
Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning
That you could come from my loins - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:16
That you could come from my loins
I'm going home and kick your mama in the butt - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10
I'm going home and kick your mama in the butt
That's about enough - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10
That's about enough
I'll come home and sit on your dresser - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:06
I'll come home and sit on your dresser
I got to quit this soon - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:11
I got to quit this soon
Can you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a 6 pack - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:16
Can you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a 6 pack
You handsome sombitch - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:07
You handsome sombitch
I've got my piece in my hand - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:16
I've got my piece in my hand
Why didn't you have your gun loaded - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10
Why didn't you have your gun loaded
Hi Bandit Frog Hi Terry - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:35
Hi Bandit Frog Hi Terry
Are you a doctor - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08
Are you a doctor
It's no catching - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:13
It's no catching
Hey Daddy look at that big ugly alligator - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:30
Hey Daddy look at that big ugly alligator
It's the Bandit - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:20
It's the Bandit
He cares about something other than himself - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:15
He cares about something other than himself
I got to pee pee - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08
I got to pee pee
Let me tell ya somethin' - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:14
Let me tell ya somethin'
I mean Frank Sinatra sang My Way - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10
I mean Frank Sinatra sang My Way
Don't look at me - Smokey and the Bandit II 00:17
Don't look at me