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"Smokin' Aces" quotes

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When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing.

Director: Joe Carnahan
Writer: Joe Carnahan
Production: N/A
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $35,787,686
Released: 26 Jan 2007
Awards: 4 wins
I'd like to take a look at the penthouse - Smokin' Aces 00:07 I'd like to take a look at the penthouse You're acting like y'all on sundial Y'all need to be on stopwatch - Smokin' Aces 00:08 You're acting like y'all on sundial Y'all... These flowers have wilted Call the florist - Smokin' Aces 00:08 These flowers have wilted Call the florist I didn't ask for your understanding - Smokin' Aces 00:06 I didn't ask for your understanding Damn girl you're gonna make a nigga fall hard - Smokin' Aces 00:06 Damn girl you're gonna make a nigga fall hard You got some sultan - Smokin' Aces 00:05 You got some sultan No I'm sorry the penthouse is currently under construction - Smokin' Aces 00:06 No I'm sorry the penthouse is currently under... You with me baby Huh - Smokin' Aces 00:04 You with me baby Huh I know that What floor are they on - Smokin' Aces 00:07 I know that What floor are they on Hugo you're staring at me like I just asked you - Smokin' Aces 00:06 Hugo you're staring at me like I just asked you Once I'm inside I'm puttin' chrome to Israel's head and backing out hot - Smokin' Aces 00:34 Once I'm inside I'm puttin' chrome to... Let me ask you a question - Smokin' Aces 00:24 Let me ask you a question Of which Israel was the byproduct - Smokin' Aces 00:09 Of which Israel was the byproduct Hey bitch You forgot your hat - Smokin' Aces 00:04 Hey bitch You forgot your hat What else He drinks you know Self medicates Total clich - Smokin' Aces 00:21 What else He drinks you know Self medicates Total clich I changed lives for you - Smokin' Aces 00:35 I changed lives for you Huh Right there and then padlock it and then you put the chain on it - Smokin' Aces 00:12 Huh Right there and then padlock it and then you put the... My name is Vitoli How can I be of assistance - Smokin' Aces 00:06 My name is Vitoli How can I be of assistance These flowers have wilted Call the florist - Smokin' Aces 00:08 These flowers have wilted Call the florist Sparazza introduced Israel to the life - Smokin' Aces 00:33 Sparazza introduced Israel to the life You tell me something is he the Rosetta Stone - Smokin' Aces 00:07 You tell me something is he the Rosetta Stone I'm going down - Smokin' Aces 00:14 I'm going down We've been looking to renovate that area of our hotel for some time now - Smokin' Aces 00:05 We've been looking to renovate that area of our hotel... When do we get concerned - Smokin' Aces 00:03 When do we get concerned You know I wouldn't hand me to the feds like your last chip - Smokin' Aces 00:11 You know I wouldn't hand me to the feds like your last... Well the Tremor Brothers go rip shit riot on the whole fucking place - Smokin' Aces 00:37 Well the Tremor Brothers go rip shit riot on the whole... He's over at the Reno Washoe Correctional Facility - Smokin' Aces 00:13 He's over at the Reno Washoe Correctional Facility If this Israel really is the great white whale of snitches - Smokin' Aces 00:36 If this Israel really is the great white whale of snitches All right Look up Hey man That's not yours - Smokin' Aces 00:07 All right Look up Hey man That's not yours His countrymen have dubbed him the more dubious El Estrago - Smokin' Aces 00:33 His countrymen have dubbed him the more dubious El Estrago Hell yeah - Smokin' Aces 00:11 Hell yeah All the agents from that era they're dead and gone - Smokin' Aces 00:31 All the agents from that era they're dead and gone Fate just up and fucks you for no good reason - Smokin' Aces 00:33 Fate just up and fucks you for no good reason Am I really dying - Smokin' Aces 00:16 Am I really dying I gave you Sparazza - Smokin' Aces 00:21 I gave you Sparazza Damn it I didn't realize how fucked up I was till I just saw your ass girl - Smokin' Aces 00:15 Damn it I didn't realize how fucked up I was till I... You've got to be careful when you're doing your stakeouts - Smokin' Aces 00:15 You've got to be careful when you're doing your... Do you know what Urine is good for your skin - Smokin' Aces 00:25 Do you know what Urine is good for your skin Oh wait wait wait wait The ho train has left the station - Smokin' Aces 00:06 Oh wait wait wait wait The ho train has left the station If I'm asking you what you said to Mecklen assume the shit is rhetorical - Smokin' Aces 00:36 If I'm asking you what you said to Mecklen assume the... Do you want my apology - Smokin' Aces 00:24 Do you want my apology You would've - Smokin' Aces 00:13 You would've You shot me And you murdered my friends - Smokin' Aces 00:12 You shot me And you murdered my friends But I bet you guys got a bunch of stories right I don't - Smokin' Aces 00:36 But I bet you guys got a bunch of stories right I don't I feel like you're eyeballing me dawg - Smokin' Aces 00:11 I feel like you're eyeballing me dawg

Cast

Richard Messner - Ryan Reynolds
Donald Carruthers - Ray Liotta
Primo Sparazza - Joseph Ruskin
Serna - Alex Rocco
Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton