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Snack Shack

Old enough to die for Uncle Sam, but still can't buya fucking sixer

Old enough to die for Uncle Sam, but still can't buy
a fucking sixer

Full Transcript

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Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,
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but still can't buy a fucking sixer.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:45
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
T-Street,Paperclip,MRC

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Movie Summary

Nebraska City, 1991, two best friends get the chance to run the swimming pool snack shack, that later comes to be the perfect scenario for transgression, fun, personal discovery and romance.
Yeah. Ron always cranks it for the invitationals. - Snack Shack 00:06
Yeah. Ron always cranks it for the invitationals.
Ron might budge on the Eagle Scout, - Snack Shack 00:06
Ron might budge on the Eagle Scout,
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool. Me and A.J. are a package deal. - Snack Shack 00:05
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool. Me and A.J. are a package dea...
I think they bid it out - Snack Shack 00:05
I think they bid it out
That we hit the sunken lot, dump some beer, - Snack Shack 00:09
That we hit the sunken lot, dump some beer,
- Allergies? - Grass, pollen, ragw-- - Snack Shack 00:07
- Allergies? - Grass, pollen, ragw--
And lucky me, she's only 35 miles south of Offutt, - Snack Shack 00:06
And lucky me, she's only 35 miles south of Offutt,
Ordered you a medium with the new logo, just in case. - Snack Shack 00:05
Ordered you a medium with the new logo, just in case.
Hey, Mom, there's a study group tonight for the Civics final. - Snack Shack 00:05
Hey, Mom, there's a study group tonight for the Civics ...
Maybe you could tag-team with his mowing business, - Snack Shack 00:07
Maybe you could tag-team with his mowing business,
No. I don't want to start a lawn empire with Jason Beaumont. - Snack Shack 00:06
No. I don't want to start a lawn empire with Jason Beau...
Mom, come on, it doesn't even start until eight-- - Snack Shack 00:06
Mom, come on, it doesn't even start until eight--
10:15 it's gonna be, and I'm giving you 10:15. - Snack Shack 00:05
10:15 it's gonna be, and I'm giving you 10:15.
♪ I was clowning in class like I usually do... ♪ - Snack Shack 00:08
♪ I was clowning in class like I usually do... ♪
Get our foot soldiers in UNL, UNO, - Snack Shack 00:06
Get our foot soldiers in UNL, UNO,
Moose Miller. This is my associate, A.J. - Snack Shack 00:05
Moose Miller. This is my associate, A.J.
We're still finalizing the design on the logo, - Snack Shack 00:06
We're still finalizing the design on the logo,
So, uh, we heard you guys are renting the Snack Shack - Snack Shack 00:06
So, uh, we heard you guys are renting the Snack Shack
Well, Shane had mentioned - Snack Shack 00:06
Well, Shane had mentioned
Chump change compared to what the fucker could turn over. - Snack Shack 00:05
Chump change compared to what the fucker could turn over.