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Snake Hotel

A group of inmates make a gamble to shorten their prison sentences by taking part in a game of cat and mouse with a giant mutated snake.

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Charles Solly

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Jagged Edge Productions

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- If you have your way with us, - Snake Hotel

- If you have your way with us,

You speak again, I'm
gonna slice your tits off, - Snake Hotel

You speak again, I'm gonna slice your tits off,

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- Ah, keep quiet and
keep moving, bimbo bin. - Snake Hotel

- Ah, keep quiet and keep moving, bimbo bin.

(people speaking indistinctly) - Snake Hotel

(people speaking indistinctly)

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The game won't be easy, - Snake Hotel

The game won't be easy,

- Now, now, my boys
prefer life prey. - Snake Hotel

- Now, now, my boys prefer life prey.

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And they will do anything
to make their country proud, - Snake Hotel

And they will do anything to make their country proud,

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But I want you to play my game - Snake Hotel

But I want you to play my game

- Girls, let's go, please. - Snake Hotel

- Girls, let's go, please.

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(all crying) - Snake Hotel

- Will you get the
door for me, Andrew? - Snake Hotel

- Will you get the door for me, Andrew?

- Well, now that I
have your attention. - Snake Hotel

- Well, now that I have your attention.

- When the clock strikes 12, - Snake Hotel

- When the clock strikes 12,

Well, my boys need to eat - Snake Hotel

Well, my boys need to eat

There are 119 cameras in this
hotel and on these grounds. - Snake Hotel

There are 119 cameras in this hotel and on these grounds.

So, now don't be afraid
to put on a show. - Snake Hotel

So, now don't be afraid to put on a show.

- Ooh, running a
little behind ladies. - Snake Hotel

- Ooh, running a little behind ladies.

(laughing) - Snake Hotel

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- I don't know what
she's gonna do. - Snake Hotel

- I don't know what she's gonna do.

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The games will
begin in five, four, - Snake Hotel

The games will begin in five, four,

- I'm not letting some snake - Snake Hotel

- I'm not letting some snake

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(snake hissing) - Snake Hotel

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(Clifford speaking indistinctly) - Snake Hotel

(Clifford speaking indistinctly)

- Hey, listen yeah,
yeah listen up. - Snake Hotel

- Hey, listen yeah, yeah listen up.

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(all screaming) - Snake Hotel

(all screaming)

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- Guys I'll see 'em outside. - Snake Hotel

- Guys I'll see 'em outside.

(screaming) - Snake Hotel

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(Mia panting) - Snake Hotel

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- Looks like Andrew is
feeling a little left out. - Snake Hotel

- Looks like Andrew is feeling a little left out.

- Madam wishes you stay. - Snake Hotel

- Madam wishes you stay.

- Just stop, I had no idea. - Snake Hotel

- Just stop, I had no idea.

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The snakes, they don't tend
to stay full for very long. - Snake Hotel

The snakes, they don't tend to stay full for very long.

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My babies don't like men anyway. - Snake Hotel

My babies don't like men anyway.

I mean, why, why, why, why
wouldn't you televise it? - Snake Hotel

I mean, why, why, why, why wouldn't you televise it?

I mean, this is just for
your viewing pleasure, - Snake Hotel

I mean, this is just for your viewing pleasure,

Let's see what the daughter - Snake Hotel

Let's see what the daughter

- Well, I'm making my babies
quicker, stronger, smarter. - Snake Hotel

- Well, I'm making my babies quicker, stronger, smarter...

There's nothing I wouldn't do - Snake Hotel

There's nothing I wouldn't do

- How the fuck is the government
giving you money for this? - Snake Hotel

- How the fuck is the government giving you money for this?

- My father knew all
the right people, - Snake Hotel

- My father knew all the right people,

And the public wanted more - Snake Hotel

And the public wanted more

So I promised the world that
I would give them something - Snake Hotel

So I promised the world that I would give them something

I implanted fail safes in each
of their cerebral cortexes - Snake Hotel

I implanted fail safes in each of their cerebral cortexes

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And I always thought
it was unfair, - Snake Hotel

And I always thought it was unfair,

So, I used my father's
serum and them - Snake Hotel

So, I used my father's serum and them

And if you could figure out
a way to cut 'em in half, - Snake Hotel

And if you could figure out a way to cut 'em in half,

- I know this place is
so fucking nightmare. - Snake Hotel

- I know this place is so fucking nightmare.

- That must be where she
keeps those slithering fucks. - Snake Hotel

- That must be where she keeps those slithering fucks.

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Which makes them the
largest living species - Snake Hotel

Which makes them the largest living species

So my father posed the
question, why can't we do that? - Snake Hotel

So my father posed the question, why can't we do that?

I mean, animals like
catfish, lobsters, lizards, - Snake Hotel

I mean, animals like catfish, lobsters, lizards,

- Well, it's something - Snake Hotel

- Well, it's something

My father discovered the cells - Snake Hotel

My father discovered the cells

- I suppose it is, isn't it? - Snake Hotel

- I suppose it is, isn't it?

- My mother died before
he started using me. - Snake Hotel

- My mother died before he started using me.

People started to
take more risks - Snake Hotel

People started to take more risks

Whether they'd been ripped
off or purposely exploded. - Snake Hotel

Whether they'd been ripped off or purposely exploded.

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But now you are here with us, - Snake Hotel

But now you are here with us,

I'll make sure you are offered
all of my father's medicines - Snake Hotel

I'll make sure you are offered all of my father's ...

Will you be part of our family? - Snake Hotel

Will you be part of our family?

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A group of inmates make a gamble to shorten their prison sentences by taking part in a game of cat and mouse with a giant mutated snake.

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Director: Charles Solly

Writer: Harry Boxley, Charles Solly, James Solly

Production: Jagged Edge Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 2.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Nov 2023

Awards: N/A

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