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"Snakes on a Plane" quotes

Snakes on a Plane poster
An FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly venomous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss.

Director: David R. Ellis
Writer: John Heffernan, Sebastian Gutierrez, David Dalessandro
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, crime
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $34,020,814
Released: 18 Aug 2006
Awards: 4 wins & 8 nominations

47 video clips

Neville FlynnKenTroyMan Bitten On PenisRickThree G'sEmmett BradleyBig LeroyHank HarrisClaire MillerSean JonesPaulDr. Steven PriceEddie KimGraceTiffany
All praises to the PlayStation - Snakes on a Plane 00:04 All praises to the PlayStation Who's your daddy now bitch - Snakes on a Plane 00:07 Who's your daddy now bitch Well that's good news - Snakes on a Plane 00:13 Well that's good news Left Turn this big motherfucker left Troy - Snakes on a Plane 00:08 Left Turn this big motherfucker left Troy Enough is enough - Snakes on a Plane 00:13 Enough is enough Everybody listen We have to put a barrier - Snakes on a Plane 00:07 Everybody listen We have to put a barrier This shit is bananas - Snakes on a Plane 00:07 This shit is bananas Fuck Randy Fuck Randy and his high score - Snakes on a Plane 00:06 Fuck Randy Fuck Randy and his high score Oh fuck me - Snakes on a Plane 00:11 Oh fuck me Hey hey hey we have to figure something out - Snakes on a Plane 00:30 Hey hey hey we have to figure something out Hey yo stay black Hells yeah - Snakes on a Plane 00:09 Hey yo stay black Hells yeah Do as I say and you live - Snakes on a Plane 00:06 Do as I say and you live This is your new pilot Troy speaking and sitting next to me - Snakes on a Plane 00:37 This is your new pilot Troy speaking and sitting next to me Get this fucking snake off my ass - Snakes on a Plane 00:05 Get this fucking snake off my ass You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran - Snakes on a Plane 00:25 You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran So uh you are pretty good at this game right - Snakes on a Plane 00:19 So uh you are pretty good at this game right You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here - Snakes on a Plane 00:33 You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in... I was hoping you'd be the sky candy on this flight - Snakes on a Plane 00:14 I was hoping you'd be the sky candy on this flight CLAIRE Do you think you can fly with one hand - Snakes on a Plane 00:09 CLAIRE Do you think you can fly with one hand Never flown first class before - Snakes on a Plane 00:15 Never flown first class before Why don't we just take a picture - Snakes on a Plane 00:10 Why don't we just take a picture Bring in Kim Charge him with multiple counts of murder - Snakes on a Plane 00:19 Bring in Kim Charge him with multiple counts of murder Make it fast Time is tissue - Snakes on a Plane 00:12 Make it fast Time is tissue Do you remember the first thing you ever told me - Snakes on a Plane 00:20 Do you remember the first thing you ever told me Man my ass - Snakes on a Plane 00:05 Man my ass Enough is enough - Snakes on a Plane 00:13 Enough is enough Everybody listen We have to put a barrier - Snakes on a Plane 00:07 Everybody listen We have to put a barrier You think I didn't exhaust every other option - Snakes on a Plane 00:14 You think I didn't exhaust every other option Hey it's too Flynn it's too hot - Snakes on a Plane 00:08 Hey it's too Flynn it's too hot Oh Lord - Snakes on a Plane 00:07 Oh Lord I can't just sit here doing nothing - Snakes on a Plane 00:17 I can't just sit here doing nothing What was the first thing you ever told me - Snakes on a Plane 00:08 What was the first thing you ever told me PAUL Fucking dog fucking coach fucking Americans - Snakes on a Plane 00:08 PAUL Fucking dog fucking coach fucking Americans Don't worry Mary Kate - Snakes on a Plane 00:06 Don't worry Mary Kate Her doctor says she's bipolar - Snakes on a Plane 00:04 Her doctor says she's bipolar All right we have to suck out the poison - Snakes on a Plane 00:12 All right we have to suck out the poison That's what I'm talking about boy - Snakes on a Plane 00:04 That's what I'm talking about boy Look at the Howard Hughes of rap THREE G'S What What was that - Snakes on a Plane 00:06 Look at the Howard Hughes of rap THREE G'S What What... Sit your ass down Clarence - Snakes on a Plane 00:07 Sit your ass down Clarence You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control - Snakes on a Plane 00:14 You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to... What You all would've done exactly the same thing - Snakes on a Plane 00:05 What You all would've done exactly the same thing But here's the thing if you administer the wrong antivenom - Snakes on a Plane 00:05 But here's the thing if you administer the wrong... The same time as first - Snakes on a Plane 00:27 The same time as first You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control - Snakes on a Plane 00:14 You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to... What You all would've done exactly the same thing - Snakes on a Plane 00:05 What You all would've done exactly the same thing You like that - Snakes on a Plane 00:11 You like that Why exactly are there snakes on this plane - Snakes on a Plane 00:05 Why exactly are there snakes on this plane

Cast

Neville Flynn - Samuel L. Jackson
Claire Miller - Julianna Margulies
Sean Jones - Nathan Phillips
Mercedes - Rachel Blanchard
Three G's - Flex Alexander
All Cast