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Turkish and his close friend/accomplice Tommy get pulled into the world of match fixing by the notorious Brick Top. Things get complicated when the boxer they had lined up gets badly beaten by Mickey, a 'pikey' ( slang for an Irish Gypsy)- who comes into the equation after Turkish, an unlicensed boxing promoter wants to buy a caravan off the Irish Gypsies. They then try to convince Mickey not only to fight for them, but to lose for them too. Whilst all this is going on, a huge diamond heist takes place, and a fistful of motley characters enter the story, including 'Cousin Avi', 'Boris The Blade', 'Franky Four Fingers' and 'Bullet Tooth Tony'. Things go from bad to worse as it all becomes about the money, the guns, and the damned dog.

Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 8.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Jan 2001
Awards: 4 wins & 6 nominations.


109 Clips & Quotes

What's happening with them sausages - Snatch 00:24 What's happening with them sausages What you doin here - Snatch 00:30 What you doin here Do you know what  nemesis  means - Snatch 00:37 Do you know what nemesis means You take sugar - Snatch 00:16 You take sugar I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats - Snatch 00:22 I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats Eighty six carats - Snatch 00:20 Eighty six carats I like dags - Snatch 00:17 I like dags You can call me Susan if it makes you happy - Snatch 00:21 You can call me Susan if it makes you happy You are obviously the big dick - Snatch 03:11 You are obviously the big dick I thought you said he was a getaway driver - Snatch 00:23 I thought you said he was a getaway driver You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity - Snatch 00:20 You should never underestimate the predictability of... In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary - Snatch 00:17 In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary A bookie's got blagged last night - Snatch 00:35 A bookie's got blagged last night Who are you - Snatch 04:06 Who are you Boris the Blade - Snatch 00:29 Boris the Blade I didn't see it there - Snatch 00:44 I didn't see it there I don't care if he's Muhammad  I'm hard  Bruce Lee - Snatch 00:22 I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee Proper fucked - Snatch 00:22 Proper fucked You got a toothbrush - Snatch 01:39 You got a toothbrush My name is Turkish - Snatch 01:15 My name is Turkish Heavy is good - Snatch 00:24 Heavy is good Since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling - Snatch 01:33 Since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling It's too tight - Snatch 00:29 It's too tight Hold tight - Snatch 00:39 Hold tight Look at it - Snatch 01:20 Look at it You fucking fringe - Snatch 00:40 You fucking fringe Anything to declare - Snatch 00:15 Anything to declare Bollocks to you - Snatch 02:27 Bollocks to you Do you know what nemesis means - Snatch 00:37 Do you know what nemesis means What are you doing - Snatch 00:22 What are you doing What do you think - Snatch 00:35 What do you think If all bets are off - Snatch 00:48 If all bets are off What's wrong with this one - Snatch 00:36 What's wrong with this one Pig feeding gangster - Snatch 00:30 Pig feeding gangster He's a natural - Snatch 00:21 He's a natural Don't they - Snatch 00:41 Don't they I couldn't get the bin noc u lars out in time - Snatch 00:21 I couldn't get the bin noc u lars out in time Look in the dog - Snatch 00:35 Look in the dog Who took the jam outta your doughnut - Snatch 00:23 Who took the jam outta your doughnut So what do you do - Snatch 01:09 So what do you do Do you want to do it - Snatch 02:50 Do you want to do it Who's speaking to you - Snatch 00:32 Who's speaking to you Pull your socks up - Snatch 00:11 Pull your socks up I'm gettin' heartburn - Snatch 00:16 I'm gettin' heartburn And I shall be under it when it breaks - Snatch 00:24 And I shall be under it when it breaks I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you - Snatch 02:16 I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you This is a shotgun - Snatch 00:35 This is a shotgun Do you know these tits - Snatch 00:34 Do you know these tits I need to have a shite - Snatch 00:12 I need to have a shite You ain't from this planet are you - Snatch 00:34 You ain't from this planet are you What have you been reading - Snatch 00:27 What have you been reading Pull your tongue out of my arsehole - Snatch 01:33 Pull your tongue out of my arsehole We've lost Gorgeous George - Snatch 00:46 We've lost Gorgeous George He's been a busy little bastard - Snatch 00:39 He's been a busy little bastard I'll take care of him - Snatch 01:17 I'll take care of him It's an unlicensed boxing match - Snatch 00:27 It's an unlicensed boxing match From Russia with love - Snatch 01:14 From Russia with love It's in the case - Snatch 00:56 It's in the case Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog - Snatch 01:35 Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog I can't make him fight - Snatch 00:18 I can't make him fight Hospitalizing Gorgeous - Snatch 00:27 Hospitalizing Gorgeous I'll give you that - Snatch 01:04 I'll give you that Why is your skin leaking - Snatch 02:37 Why is your skin leaking What are you doing here - Snatch 00:36 What are you doing here A boxing match - Snatch 00:51 A boxing match All he's gotta do is stay down - Snatch 00:17 All he's gotta do is stay down I should've known - Snatch 01:14 I should've known It's a moissanite - Snatch 02:30 It's a moissanite What about Tony - Snatch 01:30 What about Tony I know he looks like a fat fucker - Snatch 00:18 I know he looks like a fat fucker Get your arse up - Snatch 00:40 Get your arse up What do you know - Snatch 00:37 What do you know Mad Fist  went mad - Snatch 00:26 Mad Fist went mad Bust a cap in his ass - Snatch 00:16 Bust a cap in his ass You are a bad boy yardie - Snatch 00:34 You are a bad boy yardie You know that - Snatch 03:06 You know that Put a lid on her - Snatch 00:10 Put a lid on her Are you sayin' I can't shoot - Snatch 00:45 Are you sayin' I can't shoot Talk to me - Snatch 00:24 Talk to me Where is the stone - Snatch 00:11 Where is the stone There is a man I'd like you to find - Snatch 00:44 There is a man I'd like you to find The dog must have ate it - Snatch 00:12 The dog must have ate it What has he got a tea cozy on his head for - Snatch 00:38 What has he got a tea cozy on his head for I fuckin' hate Pikeys - Snatch 00:11 I fuckin' hate Pikeys HE'LL BET YOU FOR IT - Snatch 01:02 HE'LL BET YOU FOR IT This will get messy - Snatch 00:11 This will get messy There will be fucking murder - Snatch 00:35 There will be fucking murder Are you taking the piss - Snatch 00:12 Are you taking the piss Sneaky fuckin' Russian - Snatch 00:12 Sneaky fuckin' Russian Look at him - Snatch 00:27 Look at him Looks like we're in - Snatch 00:18 Looks like we're in It's a camp site - Snatch 00:50 It's a camp site You hear me - Snatch 00:39 You hear me You can't change fighters - Snatch 00:33 You can't change fighters Gimme that fucking shooter - Snatch 00:20 Gimme that fucking shooter Deadly kick for a fat fucker - Snatch 00:18 Deadly kick for a fat fucker What does it look like I'm doin' - Snatch 00:26 What does it look like I'm doin' What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down - Snatch 00:21 What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you... Who's Bullet Tooth - Snatch 00:14 Who's Bullet Tooth If you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are - Snatch 00:35 If you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are So that's where you keep the sugar - Snatch 00:14 So that's where you keep the sugar I don't want to go in there - Snatch 01:13 I don't want to go in there He loves that dog - Snatch 00:16 He loves that dog How do you wanna get rid of him - Snatch 00:38 How do you wanna get rid of him What do you want for it - Snatch 00:17 What do you want for it What the fuck are you doing - Snatch 00:47 What the fuck are you doing Fucking of course - Snatch 00:17 Fucking of course I'm going for a walk - Snatch 00:11 I'm going for a walk I don't know - Snatch 00:41 I don't know

Cast

Franky Four Fingers - Benicio Del Toro
Cousin Avi - Dennis Farina
Bullet-Tooth Tony - Vinnie Jones
Mickey O'Neil - Brad Pitt
Boris the Blade - Rade Serbedzija
Turkish - Jason Statham
Brick Top - Alan Ford
Doug the Head - Mike Reid
Vinny - Robbie Gee
Mullet - Ewen Bremner
Darren - Jason Flemyng
Horrible Man - James Cunningham
Mum O'Neil - Sorcha Cusack
Jack The All Seeing Eye - Mickey Dee
Rosebud - Sam Douglas
Gorgeous George - Adam Fogerty
Bad Boy Lincoln - Goldie
Reuben - Sid Hoare
Referee - Ronald Isaac
Michael - Chuck Julian
Avi's Colleague - Eric Meyers
Charlie - Jason Ninh Cao
Patrick - Paul O'Boyle
Pauline - Sidney Sedin
Bomber Harris - Trevor Steedman
Sausage Charlie - Peter Szakacs
Salt Peter - John Taheny
Mad Fist Willy - Mick Theo
John The Gun - Andy Till
The Russian - Velibor Topic
Horace 'Good Night' Anderson - Scott Welch
Gypsy Man - Michael Hughes
Gypsy Man - Liam McMahon
Gypsy Man (as Jim Warren) - James Warren
Gypsy Kid - Austin Drage
Gypsy Kid - Liam Donaghy
Gypsy Kid - Joe Williams
Brick Top's Henchman - John Farnell
Brick Top's Henchman - Shaun Pearson
Brick Top's Henchman - Dean Smith
Brick Top's Henchman - Roy Snell
Policeman - Tim Faraday
Policeman - Andrew Shield
Pikey Man - Alex Andreas
Brick Henchman - Dian Bachar
Waterboy - Dean Batchelor
Jewish lad at diamond shop - Matthew Burlem
Bouncer - Sol Campbell
Thug with Head Crushed in Door - Tom Delmar
Bricktop's Henchman - Christopher Fosh
Undercover Cop - Stanley McBean
Man Reading Newspaper - Arnold Montey
Gypsy Man - Tim Packham
Man Reading Newspaper - Guy Ritchie
Irish Traveller - Peter Rnic
Mickey O'Neil Boxing Corner - Andy Skinner
Crowd Member - Kriss Sprules
Patrick - Tony Tang
Tyrone -