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"Snatch" quotes

Snatch poster
Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.

Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: $30,328,156
Released: 19 Jan 2001
Awards: 4 wins & 7 nominations

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Brick TopTurkishSausage CharliePolicemanTyroneVinnyRosebudAvi's ColleagueBullet Tooth TonySolTommyMickey O'neilDoug The HeadBoris 'the Blade' YurinovGorgeous GeorgeFranky Four FingersErrolJohnGaryBad Boy LincolnCousin AviCharlieDarrenGypsy ManMullet
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What's happening with them sausages Five minutes - Snatch 00:10 What's happening with them sausages Five minutes So what you doing here - Snatch 00:19 So what you doing here You take sugar No thank you Turkish - Snatch 00:08 You take sugar No thank you Turkish I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats - Snatch 00:09 I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats Eighty six carats - Snatch 00:16 Eighty six carats You said he was a getaway driver What the fuck can he get away from - Snatch 00:06 You said he was a getaway driver What the fuck can he get... So what should I call you Should I call you '' Bullet'' ''Tooth'' - Snatch 00:08 So what should I call you Should I call you ''... I didn't see it - Snatch 00:16 I didn't see it You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity - Snatch 00:06 You should never underestimate the predictability of... Why me - Snatch 00:34 Why me You're having second thoughts - Snatch 00:35 You're having second thoughts Well the big rabbit gets fucked doesn't it - Snatch 00:15 Well the big rabbit gets fucked doesn't it Bookies got blagged last night Blagged Speak English - Snatch 00:10 Bookies got blagged last night Blagged Speak English Dags What - Snatch 00:13 Dags What In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary come again - Snatch 00:06 In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary come again Do you hear that I'm coming to London - Snatch 00:35 Do you hear that I'm coming to London Heavy is good - Snatch 00:08 Heavy is good I don't care if he's Muhammad '' I'm Hard'' Bruce Lee - Snatch 00:07 I don't care if he's Muhammad ''... Boris The Blade Yeah - Snatch 00:14 Boris The Blade Yeah My name is Turkish - Snatch 00:26 My name is Turkish Look at it How am I supposed to run this thing from that - Snatch 00:33 Look at it How am I supposed to run this thing from that Anything to declare Yeah Don't go to England - Snatch 00:05 Anything to declare Yeah Don't go to England Listen you fucking fringe if I throw a dog a bone - Snatch 00:12 Listen you fucking fringe if I throw a dog a bone I want a new one You're going to buy it for me - Snatch 00:34 I want a new one You're going to buy it for me The Septuagint scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for ''young woman'' - Snatch 00:37 The Septuagint scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for... Do you know what '' nemesis'' means - Snatch 00:21 Do you know what '' nemesis'' means Why'd we stop here What's the matter with that space over there - Snatch 00:14 Why'd we stop here What's the matter with that... What are you doing here - Snatch 00:11 What are you doing here Leave him alone He's a natural Ain't you Tyrone - Snatch 00:22 Leave him alone He's a natural Ain't you Tyrone What do you think Errol - Snatch 00:12 What do you think Errol I am not in here to make a fucking bet - Snatch 00:25 I am not in here to make a fucking bet People'll see the damage Why'd you do that - Snatch 00:10 People'll see the damage Why'd you do that I'm getting heartburn Tony do something terrible - Snatch 00:05 I'm getting heartburn Tony do something terrible Fuck me Hold tight - Snatch 00:17 Fuck me Hold tight You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy - Snatch 00:10 You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy What the fuck do you mean replicas - Snatch 00:15 What the fuck do you mean replicas Do you want to do it That depends - Snatch 00:36 Do you want to do it That depends What Look in the dog - Snatch 00:17 What Look in the dog Fuck face who's speaking to you He asked him didn't he - Snatch 00:12 Fuck face who's speaking to you He asked him... Ever cross the road and look the wrong way - Snatch 00:27 Ever cross the road and look the wrong way He's going down in the fourth don't you worry about that - Snatch 00:15 He's going down in the fourth don't you worry... Who took the jam out of your doughnut - Snatch 00:09 Who took the jam out of your doughnut You ain't from this planet are you - Snatch 00:12 You ain't from this planet are you Pull your socks up - Snatch 00:03 Pull your socks up You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums - Snatch 00:10 You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums Drop the gun fat boy - Snatch 00:30 Drop the gun fat boy Do you know these tits Errol - Snatch 00:20 Do you know these tits Errol For every action there is a reaction - Snatch 00:09 For every action there is a reaction Need to have a shite - Snatch 00:04 Need to have a shite The deal was you bought it how you saw it - Snatch 00:36 The deal was you bought it how you saw it What's that - Snatch 00:14 What's that I fail to recognize the correlation - Snatch 00:09 I fail to recognize the correlation It's an unlicensed boxing match It's not a tickling competition - Snatch 00:09 It's an unlicensed boxing match It's not a... We've lost Gorgeous George - Snatch 00:21 We've lost Gorgeous George I hate Russians I'll take care of him - Snatch 00:26 I hate Russians I'll take care of him You're not Mr Current Affairs are you - Snatch 00:09 You're not Mr Current Affairs are you The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet - Snatch 00:09 The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy... Pull your tongue out of my arsehole - Snatch 00:32 Pull your tongue out of my arsehole Turkish has been a busy little bastard - Snatch 00:11 Turkish has been a busy little bastard Well why didn't you '' bust a cap in his ass'' then Tommy - Snatch 00:07 Well why didn't you '' bust a cap in his... Fuck you and all - Snatch 00:22 Fuck you and all From Russia with love eh - Snatch 00:36 From Russia with love eh All he's got to do is stay down - Snatch 00:12 All he's got to do is stay down I can't make him do it can I - Snatch 00:08 I can't make him do it can I What's Boris doing here - Snatch 00:37 What's Boris doing here Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog - Snatch 00:35 Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog Tommy why is your skin leaking - Snatch 00:37 Tommy why is your skin leaking Avi I'm not telepathic - Snatch 00:19 Avi I'm not telepathic Boris what are you doing here - Snatch 00:04 Boris what are you doing here Blagged robbed - Snatch 00:30 Blagged robbed What about Tony - Snatch 00:34 What about Tony Now I know he looks like a fat fucker - Snatch 00:04 Now I know he looks like a fat fucker What You saying I can't shoot - Snatch 00:17 What You saying I can't shoot Turkish get your arse up - Snatch 00:22 Turkish get your arse up Pete talk to me - Snatch 00:08 Pete talk to me Is there gambling involved It's a boxing match Avi - Snatch 00:16 Is there gambling involved It's a boxing match Avi The dog The dog must have had it - Snatch 00:04 The dog The dog must have had it Why's he got a tea cosy on his head - Snatch 00:11 Why's he got a tea cosy on his head Sneaky fucking Russian - Snatch 00:05 Sneaky fucking Russian I fucking hate pikeys - Snatch 00:05 I fucking hate pikeys Russians - Snatch 00:36 Russians I want to know who blagged Brick Top's bookies - Snatch 00:28 I want to know who blagged Brick Top's bookies Boris The Blade or Boris The Bullet Dodger - Snatch 00:13 Boris The Blade or Boris The Bullet Dodger Are you taking the piss What can I do - Snatch 00:04 Are you taking the piss What can I do Tony there is a man I'd like you to find - Snatch 00:23 Tony there is a man I'd like you to find You can keep the 10 grand along with the body - Snatch 00:14 You can keep the 10 grand along with the body Give me that fucking shooter I'll give you your shooter you cunt - Snatch 00:06 Give me that fucking shooter I'll give you your shooter... Bet you box a little can't you sir You look like a boxer - Snatch 00:06 Bet you box a little can't you sir You look like a... I'll bet you for it - Snatch 00:31 I'll bet you for it
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Cast

Franky Four Fingers - Benicio Del Toro
Cousin Avi - Dennis Farina
Bullet-Tooth Tony - Vinnie Jones
Mickey O'Neil - Brad Pitt
Boris the Blade - Rade Serbedzija
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