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"So I Married an Axe Murderer" quotes
Clips (58)
Cast
A San Francisco poet who fears commitment suspects his girlfriend may have a knack for killing off her significant others.
Director:
Thomas Schlamme
Writer:
Robbie Fox
Production:
N/A
Genre:
comedy
,
romance
Year:
1993
MetaScore:
54/100
ImdbRating:
6.4
BoxOffice:
$11,585,483
Released:
30 Jul 1993
Awards:
N/A
58 video clips
Tony Giardino
Charlie Mackenzie
May Mackenzie
Harriet Michaels
Pilot
Commandeered Driver
Obituary Writer
Rose Michaels
Tony's Boss
Cafe Roads Performer
00:25
L find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World...
00:24
L don't report to a commissioner l report to a...
00:37
Woe man
00:09
If you think I'm sexy And you want my body
00:14
My next poem is caIled ''An Open Apology to the...
00:14
L'm not kidding That boy's head's like...
00:34
Lt's a well known fact that there's a secret...
00:28
Thirty years ago today May and l were married Some of you...
00:15
Look at the size of that boy's head
00:36
Harriet Harr i et
00:09
May l ask you a question Do you actually like haggis
00:05
Hey Paisane What
00:13
Wait What do you Iook for in a woman you date
00:29
This is something the other tour guides won't tell you
00:06
My name is John Johnson but everyone here caIls me Vicki
00:34
So Tony what's the deal with your clothes
00:08
I'm afraid that you're gonna k leave me
00:13
Scotland has its own martial arts
00:37
Happy in her cage No longer full of rage
00:34
Maybe it is late
00:07
I'm smitten I am in deep smit
00:33
Hey listen How long is it gonna take us to get there
00:05
Let's get pissed
00:33
Excuse me sir I'm with the San Francisco Police...
00:36
There's another one here Native San Franciscan Plumber...
00:24
What are you doing Wake up
00:10
Marry me
00:16
For example How many peopIe have you brutalIy murdered
00:06
Not reaIly
00:34
Let me make you some breakfast
00:07
Fine go You've stayed your hour
00:25
What's the newS You wanna hear the news Here it is
00:05
Give your mother a kiss or l'll kick your teeth in
00:05
Come Let us dance like children of the night
00:15
How the heIl do you even know if you're going in the...
00:06
Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at...
00:07
I Iike the nightIife I Iike to boogie
00:12
Bright women intimidate you No no Not at aIl
00:08
Hey Paisane What
00:19
WouLd you like a juice
00:10
You've turned into a sexy wee bastard Do you know that
00:24
Larry Leonard 'croner' '' Crooner
00:07
All right we have a piper who's down
00:31
Woe man
00:10
Oh weIl You know Harriet
00:15
L know for a fact that you don't have the right to...
00:18
L have a surprise for you
00:19
TeLl me one bad thing you've done and it better be evil
00:04
Charlie open the door Rose is trying to kiIl me
00:17
Tony have you heard of this Mrs X
00:10
Come on CharIie Go with your mother
00:14
First the Justice Department reports an alarming rise
00:07
Lighten up You got a pickIe up your ass again
00:11
All right we have a piper who's down
00:07
Charlie
00:17
I could do anything to you in your sleep
00:05
Let's get pissedl
Cast
Charlie Mackenzie -
Mike Myers
Harriet Michaels -
Nancy Travis
Tony Giardino -
Anthony LaPaglia
Rose Michaels -
Amanda Plummer
May Mackenzie -
Brenda Fricker
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