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So I Married an Axe Murderer

A San Francisco poet who fears commitment suspects his girlfriend may have a knack for killing off her significant others.

Director

Thomas Schlamme

Year

Genre

comedy, romance

Box Office

$11,585,483

Production

TriStar Pictures

Awards

N/A

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Charlie Mackenzie

Harriet Michaels

Tony Giardino

Anthony LaPaglia

Rose Michaels

May Mackenzie

Heed

Commandeered Driver

Ranger John 'Vicky' Johnson

Susan

Pilot

Cafe Roads Performer

Patrick Bristow

Cafe Roads M.C.

Butchershop Customer

Butchershop Customer

George F. Mauricio

Butchershop Customer

Butchershop Customer

Butchershop Customer

Maria Dos Remedios

Police Records Officer

Policeman

Kelly Christmas

Russian Sailor

Russian Sailor

Maureen O'Boyle

Maureen O'Boyle

Steve Dunleavy

Obituary Writer

Newspaper Reporter

Michael Richards

Marriage Desk Employee

Serenade Musician

Serenade Musician

Serenade Musician

Ralph

Auntie Molly

Uncle Angus

Tony's Dance Partner

Maggy Myers Davidson

Scottish Minister

Wedding Reception Piper

Wedding Reception Accordionist

Wedding Reception Fiddler

Walter the Plumber

Master Cho

Man with Bimbo

Concierge

Maitre D'

M.C.

Mrs. Levenstein

Mr. Levenstein

Waiter

Bellboy

Frederick Walsh

Young Stuart

Alcatraz Tourist

Katherine Griffin

Doorman at Restaurant

Rico E. Anderson

Tony's Boss

Beatnik Poet

Man in Restaurant

Sherry

Club Poet

Cafe Patron

Man - Pink Hair

Sasha

Angela Torrez Parker

Cafe Roads Patron

Wedding Guest

Jennifer Peterson

Mitzie

Adrienne Pfeiffer

Restaurant Patron

Steve C. Porter

Cafe Roads Extra

Diner Patron

Alcatraz Visitor

Cafè performer

Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson

Cappuccino Waitress

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Tony Giardino Charlie Mackenzie May Mackenzie Harriet Michaels Pilot Commandeered Driver Obituary Writer Rose Michaels Tony's Boss Cafe Roads Performer

Excuse me, miss.
There seems to be a mistake. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake.

My next poem is caIled ''An Open Apology to the AIiens Who Abducted Me - So I Married an Axe Murderer

My next poem is caIled ''An Open Apology to the...

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it
for our own Mr. Charlie Mackenzie. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our own Mr. Cha...

Woe man - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Can I help you? - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Can I help you?

That'll be $19.75. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

That'll be $19.75.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night - So I Married an Axe Murderer

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night

Heed, turn off the Bay City Rollers.
The soccer game's about to begin. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Heed, turn off the Bay City Rollers. The soccer game's ...

Lt's a well known fact that there's a secret society - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Lt's a well known fact that there's a secret...

WouLd you like a juice - So I Married an Axe Murderer

WouLd you like a juice

Look at the size of that boy's head - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Look at the size of that boy's head

So Tony what's the deal with your clothes - So I Married an Axe Murderer

So Tony what's the deal with your clothes

L find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as 'the paper '' - So I Married an Axe Murderer

L find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World...

You're in my eyes
You're in my dreams - So I Married an Axe Murderer

You're in my eyes You're in my dreams

You've turned into a sexy wee bastard Do you know that - So I Married an Axe Murderer

You've turned into a sexy wee bastard Do you know that

You've turned into a right sexy
wee bastard. Do you know that? - So I Married an Axe Murderer

You've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you kno...

Fine go You've stayed your hour - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Fine go You've stayed your hour

- Good morning, Charles.
- Good morning, sir. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

- Good morning, Charles. - Good morning, sir.

L don't report to a commissioner l report to a committee - So I Married an Axe Murderer

L don't report to a commissioner l report to a...

May l ask you a question Do you actually like haggis - So I Married an Axe Murderer

May l ask you a question Do you actually like haggis

Do you live in New York?
Really? - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Do you live in New York? Really?

TeLl me one bad thing you've done and it better be evil - So I Married an Axe Murderer

TeLl me one bad thing you've done and it better be evil

For example How many peopIe have you brutalIy murdered - So I Married an Axe Murderer

For example How many peopIe have you brutalIy murdered

Do you know Russian? - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Do you know Russian?

Bright women intimidate you No no Not at aIl - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Bright women intimidate you No no Not at aIl

Come here. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Expand. Contract. Expand. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Expand. Contract. Expand.

Wait What do you Iook for in a woman you date - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Wait What do you Iook for in a woman you date

Come Let us dance like children of the night - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Come Let us dance like children of the night

I had a friend. He was
a martial arts expert. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I had a friend. He was a martial arts expert.

Scotland has its own martial arts - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Scotland has its own martial arts

- It's late?
- Not for me. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

- It's late? - Not for me.

I Iike the nightIife I Iike to boogie - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I Iike the nightIife I Iike to boogie

Maybe it is late - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Maybe it is late

Yes! - So I Married an Axe Murderer

You were having a dream. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

You were having a dream.

She's my friend. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

She's my friend.

I'm sorry! I thought you
were somebody else. Sorry. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I'm sorry! I thought you were somebody else. Sorry.

Let me make you some breakfast - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Let me make you some breakfast

Oh weIl You know Harriet - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Oh weIl You know Harriet

I'm smitten I am in deep smit - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I'm smitten I am in deep smit

My name is John Johnson but everyone here caIls me Vicki - So I Married an Axe Murderer

My name is John Johnson but everyone here caIls me Vicki

This is something the other tour guides won't tell you - So I Married an Axe Murderer

This is something the other tour guides won't tell you

And as if this wasn't
enough retribution for Kelly... - So I Married an Axe Murderer

And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly...

- lt's officialIy raining.
- Just a drizzle. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

- lt's officialIy raining. - Just a drizzle.

- lt's a great house.
- They moved in the day they married. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

- lt's a great house. - They moved in the day they marr...

Mom, Dad, we're here. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Mom, Dad, we're here.

Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at...

Hey Paisane What - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Hey Paisane What

Lighten up You got a pickIe up your ass again - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Lighten up You got a pickIe up your ass again

What a cute baby Charlie was! - So I Married an Axe Murderer

What a cute baby Charlie was!

L can't believe the resembIance
between you and Charlie. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

L can't believe the resembIance between you and Charlie...

I had a really great time
with your family tonight. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I had a really great time with your family tonight.

Tony, have you heard of this?
Mrs. X. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Tony, have you heard of this? Mrs. X.

Come on CharIie Go with your mother - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Come on CharIie Go with your mother

Larry Leonard 'croner' '' Crooner - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Larry Leonard 'croner' '' Crooner

First the Justice Department reports an alarming rise - So I Married an Axe Murderer

First the Justice Department reports an alarming rise

L have a surprise for you - So I Married an Axe Murderer

L have a surprise for you

Not reaIly - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I could do anything to you in your sleep - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I could do anything to you in your sleep

There's another one here Native San Franciscan Plumber EIliot RaIph - So I Married an Axe Murderer

There's another one here Native San Franciscan Plumber...

I'm afraid that you're gonna k leave me - So I Married an Axe Murderer

I'm afraid that you're gonna k leave me

Woman - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Woe man - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Jane, get me off
of this crazy thing... - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Jane, get me off of this crazy thing...

Hello? - So I Married an Axe Murderer

- Harriet! lt's me, Charlie!
- Go away, Charlie. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

- Harriet! lt's me, Charlie! - Go away, Charlie.

L don't wanna lose you. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

L don't wanna lose you.

L love you. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Harriet, Harr-i-et - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Harriet, Harr-i-et

Harriet Harr i et - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Harriet Harr i et

"He wants you back,"
he screamed into the night air - So I Married an Axe Murderer

"He wants you back," he screamed into the night ai...

Except the passion
of his heart - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Except the passion of his heart

L was just naked just then.
Very nude. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

L was just naked just then. Very nude.

Thirty years ago today May and l were married Some of you were there - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Thirty years ago today May and l were married Some of you...

Tony, would you like to dance? - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Tony, would you like to dance?

Marry me - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Yes. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Now, Mr. Mackenzie... - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Now, Mr. Mackenzie...

I do. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Let's get pissedl - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Let's get pissedl

If you think I'm sexy And you want my body - So I Married an Axe Murderer

If you think I'm sexy And you want my body

All right we have a piper who's down - So I Married an Axe Murderer

All right we have a piper who's down

When you hold my hand - So I Married an Axe Murderer

When you hold my hand

Wait till you see this place.
It's called Poet's Corner. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Wait till you see this place. It's called Poet's C...

What's the newS You wanna hear the news Here it is - So I Married an Axe Murderer

What's the newS You wanna hear the news Here it is

Good for you.
That was so much better. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Good for you. That was so much better.

That is Ralph Elliot's wife. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

That is Ralph Elliot's wife.

Give your mother a kiss or l'll kick your teeth in - So I Married an Axe Murderer

Give your mother a kiss or l'll kick your teeth in

The circuits are down
due to a storm. - So I Married an Axe Murderer

The circuits are down due to a storm.

So I Married an Axe Murderer poster

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A San Francisco poet who fears commitment suspects his girlfriend may have a knack for killing off her significant others.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Thomas Schlamme

Writer: Robbie Fox

Production: TriStar Pictures

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 1993

MetaScore: 54/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $11,585,483

Released: 30 Jul 1993

Awards: N/A

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