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So I Married an Axe Murderer

Can I help you? Yes. Do you have haggis? Yes, we do. One? Yes, please.My parents are...

Can I help you? Yes. Do you have haggis? Yes, we do. One? Yes, please.
My parents are Scottish

Full Transcript

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Can I help you?
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Yes. Do you have haggis?
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Yes, we do. One?
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Yes, please. My parents are Scottish.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:58
Uploaded
Jan 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
TriStar Pictures

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Movie Summary

A San Francisco poet who fears commitment suspects his girlfriend may have a knack for killing off her significant others.
That'll be $19.75. - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:21
That'll be $19.75.
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:05
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
Heed, turn off the Bay City Rollers. The soccer game's about to begin. - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:08
Heed, turn off the Bay City Rollers. The soccer game's ...
Lt's a well known fact that there's a secret society - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:34
Lt's a well known fact that there's a secret...
WouLd you like a juice - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:19
WouLd you like a juice
Look at the size of that boy's head - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:15
Look at the size of that boy's head
So Tony what's the deal with your clothes - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:34
So Tony what's the deal with your clothes
L find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as 'the paper '' - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:25
L find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World...
You're in my eyes You're in my dreams - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:29
You're in my eyes You're in my dreams
You've turned into a sexy wee bastard Do you know that - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:10
You've turned into a sexy wee bastard Do you know that
You've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that? - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:22
You've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you kno...
Fine go You've stayed your hour - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:07
Fine go You've stayed your hour
- Good morning, Charles. - Good morning, sir. - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:13
- Good morning, Charles. - Good morning, sir.
L don't report to a commissioner l report to a committee - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:24
L don't report to a commissioner l report to a...
May l ask you a question Do you actually like haggis - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:09
May l ask you a question Do you actually like haggis
Do you live in New York? Really? - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:29
Do you live in New York? Really?
TeLl me one bad thing you've done and it better be evil - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:19
TeLl me one bad thing you've done and it better be evil
For example How many peopIe have you brutalIy murdered - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:16
For example How many peopIe have you brutalIy murdered
Do you know Russian? - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:29
Do you know Russian?
Bright women intimidate you No no Not at aIl - So I Married an Axe Murderer 00:12
Bright women intimidate you No no Not at aIl