My next poem is called, "An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Whom I...
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Cafe Roads Performer:
[At the microphone in the Café Roads]
My next poem is called, "An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction Upon While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship."
Cafe Roads Performer:
[as the audience laughs]
Autobiographical.
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My next poem is caIled ''An Open Apology to the AIiens Who Abducted Me
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and Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction Upon
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While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship ''
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Autobiographical
Clip duration: 14 seconds
Views: 385
Timestamp in movie: 00h 04m 10s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A San Francisco poet who fears commitment suspects his girlfriend may have a knack for killing off her significant others.
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