Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all. Why not?...
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Jerry:
Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood:
Why not?
Jerry:
Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood:
Doesn't matter.
Jerry:
I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood:
I don't care.
Jerry:
Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood:
I forgive you.
Jerry:
[tragically]
I can never have children!
Osgood:
We can adopt some.
Jerry:
But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh...
[Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry:
[normal voice]
I'm a man!
Osgood:
[shrugs]
Well, nobody's perfect!
[Jerry looks on with disbelief as Osgood continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]
Transcript
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- We can have it altered.
- Oh no, you don't.
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Osgood, I'm gonna level with you.
We can't get married at all.
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Why not?
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Well...
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ln the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
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Doesn't matter.
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l smoke. l smoke all the time.
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l don't care.
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l have a terrible past. For three years
I've been living with a saxophone player.
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l forgive you.
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l can never have children.
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- We can adopt some.
- You don't understand, Osgood.
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- I'm a man.
- Well,
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nobody's perfect.
Clip duration: 44 seconds
Views: 308
Timestamp in movie: 02h 00m 12s
Uploaded: 16 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, music, romance
Summary: After two male musicians witness a mob hit, they flee the state in an all-female band disguised as women, but further complications set in.
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00:25 Have I got things to tell you
00:31 Does that mean you play that very fast music
00:38 What kind of a band is this
00:32 I don't care how rich he is
01:07 Will you take my advice
00:18 They must be worth their weight in gold
00:56 But I might spill some
00:24 I had two ponies drowned under me
00:32 Pull in your reel
01:12 Suppose it doesn't
00:39 It's a member of the herring family
00:53 And what happens
00:31 If all you're interested in is whether I am married or...
00:47 You're not sure
00:29 Most of the time
00:57 Fellow opera lovers
00:53 You can do better than that
00:21 Once around the park
00:22 No one's asking you to have a baby
00:44 I never knew it could be like this