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"Someone Marry Barry" quotes

Someone Marry Barry poster
Three friends plot to get rid of their socially inappropriate friend by finding him a wife, but when he meets a woman just like him, their problems double.

Director: Rob Pearlstein
Writer: Rob Pearlstein
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 09 Sep 2014
Awards: N/A

37 video clips

KurtMelanie MillerBarry BurkeBenRafeDesmondPaigeRachelGokerJuanitaRabbi Frankel
I just wanna clarify something - Someone Marry Barry 00:10 I just wanna clarify something Excuse me ladies first - Someone Marry Barry 00:05 Excuse me ladies first I'm not gonna lie - Someone Marry Barry 00:06 I'm not gonna lie Mel Did I get puke on your cock - Someone Marry Barry 00:06 Mel Did I get puke on your cock Hi I'm Barry Hi - Someone Marry Barry 00:03 Hi I'm Barry Hi Because I notice you carry a - Someone Marry Barry 00:07 Because I notice you carry a So what do you want to disown him - Someone Marry Barry 00:07 So what do you want to disown him You have rendered me completely speechless - Someone Marry Barry 00:06 You have rendered me completely speechless What would you do without your wing girl - Someone Marry Barry 00:07 What would you do without your wing girl See what we need isn't someone who can put up with Barry - Someone Marry Barry 00:20 See what we need isn't someone who can put up with... We'd probably be fucking right now - Someone Marry Barry 00:14 We'd probably be fucking right now You got cockfight written all over you - Someone Marry Barry 00:04 You got cockfight written all over you I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters - Someone Marry Barry 00:12 I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters Sorry they're only B cup Only - Someone Marry Barry 00:12 Sorry they're only B cup Only I used I had a um a rat called Rachel yeah - Someone Marry Barry 00:07 I used I had a um a rat called Rachel yeah I'm sitting across from you - Someone Marry Barry 00:07 I'm sitting across from you Oh I am a sushi slut - Someone Marry Barry 00:08 Oh I am a sushi slut I'm gay for your 'stache - Someone Marry Barry 00:05 I'm gay for your 'stache Your favorite book is the novelization - Someone Marry Barry 00:09 Your favorite book is the novelization But that is that is neither here nor there - Someone Marry Barry 00:07 But that is that is neither here nor there You guys are giving me shit - Someone Marry Barry 00:03 You guys are giving me shit Wha it means that everyone knows you're too busy - Someone Marry Barry 00:14 Wha it means that everyone knows you're too busy Any guy would gladly get up to his nuts in her guts okay - Someone Marry Barry 00:15 Any guy would gladly get up to his nuts in her guts okay Because I don't sell women - Someone Marry Barry 00:15 Because I don't sell women Yeah sounds like you met your soul mate - Someone Marry Barry 00:04 Yeah sounds like you met your soul mate She'd marry a raccoon with an extended asshole - Someone Marry Barry 00:07 She'd marry a raccoon with an extended asshole Here at Goker's we are not just about business - Someone Marry Barry 00:15 Here at Goker's we are not just about business - Des, I need a ride. - Fuck you! - Someone Marry Barry 00:25 - Des, I need a ride. - Fuck you! What? - Someone Marry Barry 00:11 What? Oh, excuse me. I'm actually not in line. - Someone Marry Barry 00:10 Oh, excuse me. I'm actually not in line. - Hey. - Hey, babe. - Someone Marry Barry 00:27 - Hey. - Hey, babe. Oh, I was gonna do some exercises - Someone Marry Barry 00:24 Oh, I was gonna do some exercises Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. Choo-choo. - Someone Marry Barry 00:24 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. Choo-choo. That guy. - Someone Marry Barry 00:08 That guy. Let me go! Let me go! - Someone Marry Barry 00:05 Let me go! Let me go! That's it, Melanie. - Someone Marry Barry 00:18 That's it, Melanie. That's why you did it? - Someone Marry Barry 00:17 That's why you did it?

Cast

Barry Burke - Tyler Labine
Desmond - Damon Wayans Jr.
Rafe - Hayes MacArthur
Kurt - Thomas Middleditch
Rachel - Amanda Lund
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