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Sommore: Queen Chandelier

When you don't have in-house dick and you got to goon your dick appointments, you got to...

When you don't have in-house dick and you got to go
on your dick appointments, you got to give a little pep talk

Full Transcript

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When you don't have in-house dick
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and you got to go on your dick appointments,
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you got to give a little pep talk.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:58
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Scott Woolley Entertainment Company,Five Star Productions

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Movie Summary

Comedic Royalty will take place, up close and personal, as the Undisputed Queen of Comedy and One Chandelier Sommore, takes the stage at the Wick Theater, for the Live Taping of her 6th comedy special entitled "Queen Chandelier" s...
You sit in your car, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:06
You sit in your car,
You look down and you say, "Listen, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:22
You look down and you say, "Listen,
Listen, ladies, whatever you do, don't lose your motherfucking grip. - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:06
Listen, ladies, whatever you do, don't lose your mother...
'Cause if you lose your grip, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:07
'Cause if you lose your grip,
On their birthday, they're going to be like, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:08
On their birthday, they're going to be like,
Your balls are gonna get so long that every time before you sit down - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:09
Your balls are gonna get so long that every time before you ...
Every time you sit down, you're like, "I'm gonna sit and watch the game a bit." - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:09
Every time you sit down, you're like, "I'm go...
She gonna be like, "Papa, why every time before you sit, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:27
She gonna be like, "Papa, why every time before you sit...
You see that motherfucker in mid-conversation break up a fight. - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:05
You see that motherfucker in mid-conversation break up a fig...
"I'll sit here and watch the heat going down." - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:09
"I'll sit here and watch the heat going down."...
As a grown woman, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:07
As a grown woman,
In that last box, there's a confidence that comes over you. - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:06
In that last box, there's a confidence that comes over ...
There's a calm and a confidence that comes over you as a woman. - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:06
There's a calm and a confidence that comes over you as ...
But I do miss being a young girl. I do. I miss the drama of being a young girl. - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:06
But I do miss being a young girl. I do. I miss the drama of ...
Remember, as a young girl, you would argue with a man - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:08
Remember, as a young girl, you would argue with a man
You catch him looking at one, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:05
You catch him looking at one,
"I can't believe you staring at that bitch." - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:13
"I can't believe you staring at that bitch."
In the last box, at a party with your man, - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:06
In the last box, at a party with your man,
"Damn, boo, you can see her from here without your glasses?" - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:18
"Damn, boo, you can see her from here without your glas...
Listen, in the last box, you ain't jealous of no other woman. Jealous? - Sommore: Queen Chandelier 00:06
Listen, in the last box, you ain't jealous of no other ...