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Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[Jacques's moped bumps into Dreyfus's car, he tumbles over it]
Hey! Ha! That felt good! Now then, is anyone hurt? Sergeant Francois Duval:
Yes, in the van. Hans Zarba:
My sister... is unconscious. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
She is? Hans Zarba:
She should be taken to a near hospital. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Where is she? Sergeant Francois Duval:
Uh, in the van. [He points to the van] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Excuse me: your sister is in his van? Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
No... Sergeant Francois Duval:
No, it is not my van. Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Look, I'm Commissioner Dreyfus, if you will allow me... Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Excuse me just a moment, just a moment. [to Sgt. Duval] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
When - excuse me - When I asked you if anyone was hurt, you replied, "Yes, in 'my' van". Sergeant Francois Duval:
No, no, I said "Yes, in 'the' van", not "in 'my' van". Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
No, no, you did not say "Yes, in the van", not "Yes in the van", you said yes, you did not say "Yes, my van", not "Yes, the van"... Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Look... Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
You said "Yes, my van", not "Yes, in the van". Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Did - did you hear what I just said? Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Yes, I heard. Hans Zarba:
It's my van - my van. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Oh, now we're getting someplace. Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Listen, you imbecile, you're... Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Hey, hey, watch your tongue, monsieur! I am an officer of the 'lauw'. Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
What? [Dreyfus is startled when he hears Gambrelli's pronounciation of the word 'law', as if he has heard it somewhere else before] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
I said, I... Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
I know what you said, you said you're an officer of the - [Dreyfus's face starts twitching as he repeats Jacques's mispronunciation] Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
'lauw'
[Jacques's moped bumps into Dreyfus's car, he tumbles over it]
Hey! Ha! That felt good! Now then, is anyone hurt? Sergeant Francois Duval:
Yes, in the van. Hans Zarba:
My sister... is unconscious. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
She is? Hans Zarba:
She should be taken to a near hospital. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Where is she? Sergeant Francois Duval:
Uh, in the van. [He points to the van] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Excuse me: your sister is in his van? Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
No... Sergeant Francois Duval:
No, it is not my van. Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Look, I'm Commissioner Dreyfus, if you will allow me... Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Excuse me just a moment, just a moment. [to Sgt. Duval] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
When - excuse me - When I asked you if anyone was hurt, you replied, "Yes, in 'my' van". Sergeant Francois Duval:
No, no, I said "Yes, in 'the' van", not "in 'my' van". Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
No, no, you did not say "Yes, in the van", not "Yes in the van", you said yes, you did not say "Yes, my van", not "Yes, the van"... Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Look... Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
You said "Yes, my van", not "Yes, in the van". Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Did - did you hear what I just said? Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Yes, I heard. Hans Zarba:
It's my van - my van. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Oh, now we're getting someplace. Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Listen, you imbecile, you're... Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Hey, hey, watch your tongue, monsieur! I am an officer of the 'lauw'. Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
What? [Dreyfus is startled when he hears Gambrelli's pronounciation of the word 'law', as if he has heard it somewhere else before] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
I said, I... Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
I know what you said, you said you're an officer of the - [Dreyfus's face starts twitching as he repeats Jacques's mispronunciation] Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
'lauw'
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Ahh That felt good
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Now then Is anyone hurt
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Yes in the van My sister is unconscious She is
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She should be taken to the hospital Where is she
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In the van
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Excuse me your sister is in his van No That's not my van
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Look I'm Commissioner Dreyfus if you will allow me Excuse me Just a moment just a moment
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When Excuse me when I asked you if anyone was hurt you replied Yes in my van
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No no I said Yes in the van not in my van
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No no you did not say Yes in the van Not yes in the van
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You said Yes You do not say Yes my van Not yes the van Look You said yes my van not yes in the van
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Did you hear what I just said Yes I heard
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It's my van Now we're getting somewhere
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Listen you imbecile Wait sir I am an Officer of the Lour
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I said I know what you said I am an Officer of the Lour
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Movie Summary
Charles Dreyfus encounters Jacques Gambrelli, who reminds him painfully of Inspector Clouseau, the man who drove him insane. With good reason: Gambrelli is Clouseau's son.



