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Hans Zarba:
Please, my sister may be dying. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Okay. [Gambrelli walks over to the back of Hans's van] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Uh, please, please, stand back, stand back. Haa! [Gambrelli opens the door, hitting Dreyfus in the face, and a machine gun falls to the ground] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[Gambrelli picks up the machine gun]
You've been hunting? Hans Zarba:
Yes, hunting... hunting. Very perceptive. Princess Yasmin:
[Gambrelli kneels to check Hans's "sister", unaware that she is really Princess Yasmin; romantic music plays in the background as he takes a look at her face, she speaks softly]
Hello. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[dreamily]
Hello. Princess Yasmin:
[Yasmin giggles at Jacques. and puts her finger on his nose]
Who are you? Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[in a slow voice]
I am Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli, second class. Who are you? Princess Yasmin:
I am - [Hanif looks at Hans Zarba with a suspicion that she might reveal her identity and blow their cover; she yawns and goes unconscious] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Your sister is very... very unconscious. Yes, I suspect that she had 'receiv-ed' a 'beump' on the head. Hans Zarba:
What? Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
[Dreyfus corrects Gambrelli's mispronunciation]
Bump. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
What? Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Oh, never mind. Come, François. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Yes, she requires immediate emergency treatment, Mister... uh... Hans Zarba:
Jones, Jones. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[Gambrellia closes the van door, getting his gloves and fingers caught in the van door]
Take her quickly to the Nice hospital, Mr. Jones, and I will phone ahead to - Aah! - to tell them that you're - Mr. Jones! Mr. Jones, please stop! Mr. J - Wait, Mr. Jones, my hand! My - where are you go - Mr. Jones! Mr. Jones! Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, please stop! [the van backs up and then drives away with Gambrelli's hand caught in the back door]
Please, my sister may be dying. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Okay. [Gambrelli walks over to the back of Hans's van] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Uh, please, please, stand back, stand back. Haa! [Gambrelli opens the door, hitting Dreyfus in the face, and a machine gun falls to the ground] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[Gambrelli picks up the machine gun]
You've been hunting? Hans Zarba:
Yes, hunting... hunting. Very perceptive. Princess Yasmin:
[Gambrelli kneels to check Hans's "sister", unaware that she is really Princess Yasmin; romantic music plays in the background as he takes a look at her face, she speaks softly]
Hello. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[dreamily]
Hello. Princess Yasmin:
[Yasmin giggles at Jacques. and puts her finger on his nose]
Who are you? Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[in a slow voice]
I am Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli, second class. Who are you? Princess Yasmin:
I am - [Hanif looks at Hans Zarba with a suspicion that she might reveal her identity and blow their cover; she yawns and goes unconscious] Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Your sister is very... very unconscious. Yes, I suspect that she had 'receiv-ed' a 'beump' on the head. Hans Zarba:
What? Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
[Dreyfus corrects Gambrelli's mispronunciation]
Bump. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
What? Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus:
Oh, never mind. Come, François. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
Yes, she requires immediate emergency treatment, Mister... uh... Hans Zarba:
Jones, Jones. Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli:
[Gambrellia closes the van door, getting his gloves and fingers caught in the van door]
Take her quickly to the Nice hospital, Mr. Jones, and I will phone ahead to - Aah! - to tell them that you're - Mr. Jones! Mr. Jones, please stop! Mr. J - Wait, Mr. Jones, my hand! My - where are you go - Mr. Jones! Mr. Jones! Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, please stop! [the van backs up and then drives away with Gambrelli's hand caught in the back door]
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Your sister is very
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Very unconscious
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I suspect that she has received a burmp on the head
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A bump What
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Never mind Come Fran ois
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She requires immediately the emergency treatment Mr er
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Jones Take her quickly to the Nice hospital Mr Jones
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And I will phone ahead to find out
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Mr Jones please stop Mr Jones my hand my finger Mr Jones Mr Jones please stop Mr Jones
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Movie Summary
Charles Dreyfus encounters Jacques Gambrelli, who reminds him painfully of Inspector Clouseau, the man who drove him insane. With good reason: Gambrelli is Clouseau's son.



