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After a long day of hearty-ass work, you feel me? We ready to eat. This is where we get our grub on. Mm-mm! Yum. Swimming through the vat of hyena urine is not as bad as it sounds! What do we want!? We want enough money to pay our rent! Yeah! Yeah! We want enough money to not eat
Cup 'O Noodles every night! Yeah! Yeah! I'm so sick of Cup 'O Noodles! We want to be able to go see our doctor when we get drunk one night! Yeah! Yeah! When we hook up with someone
without using any protection! Okay. Okay, yeah! And we think we might have
contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea! Or any one of those crazy
STDs that you've never heard of that you find on Self-Diagnosis.com!
Cup 'O Noodles every night! Yeah! Yeah! I'm so sick of Cup 'O Noodles! We want to be able to go see our doctor when we get drunk one night! Yeah! Yeah! When we hook up with someone
without using any protection! Okay. Okay, yeah! And we think we might have
contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea! Or any one of those crazy
STDs that you've never heard of that you find on Self-Diagnosis.com!
Full Transcript
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After a long day of hearty-ass work,
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you feel me?
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We ready to eat.
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This is where we get our grub on.
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Mm-mm!
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Yum.
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Swimming through the vat of hyena urine
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is not as bad as it sounds!
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What do we want!?
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We want enough money to pay our rent!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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We want enough money to not eat
Cup 'O Noodles every night!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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I'm so sick of Cup 'O Noodles!
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We want to be able to go see our doctor
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when we get drunk one night!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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When we hook up with someone
without using any protection!
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Okay. Okay, yeah!
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And we think we might have
contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea!
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Or any one of those crazy
STDs that you've never heard of
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that you find on Self-Diagnosis.com!
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Movie Summary
In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, black telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success – which propels him into a macabre universe.
