Greetings, Cassius Green. I hope you did not masturbate today. We need you sharp and ready...
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Greetings, Cassius Green. I hope you did not masturbate today. We need you sharp and ready to go. I detect the pheromones
percolating out of your pores. They say to others around you: "Hold my penis while I piss on your
underestimated expectations." Mr. Green, I am a computer but I wish I had hands to
caress your muscular brain. Cassius Green, you've been
assigned a WorryFree campaign
percolating out of your pores. They say to others around you: "Hold my penis while I piss on your
underestimated expectations." Mr. Green, I am a computer but I wish I had hands to
caress your muscular brain. Cassius Green, you've been
assigned a WorryFree campaign
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Greetings, Cassius Green.
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I hope you did not masturbate today.
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We need you sharp and ready to go.
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I detect the pheromones
percolating out of your pores.
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They say to others around you:
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"Hold my penis while I piss on your
underestimated expectations."
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Mr. Green, I am a computer
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but I wish I had hands to
caress your muscular brain.
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Cassius Green, you've been
assigned a WorryFree campaign.
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Movie Summary
In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, black telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success – which propels him into a macabre universe.
