"Are you there God?It's me, Jesus. "I feel like I've got a realshot at a comeback, God....
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"Are you there God?
It's me, Jesus. "I feel like I've got a real
shot at a comeback, God. "For whatever reason, people are
starting to follow me again. "I'm 2,000 years old, but I feel
like I'm 28 again. "I think I'm going to win
everybody back "because I just made
a few phone calls "and I'm going to put on
the most amazing new year's
spectacle this world has ever seen!"
It's me, Jesus. "I feel like I've got a real
shot at a comeback, God. "For whatever reason, people are
starting to follow me again. "I'm 2,000 years old, but I feel
like I'm 28 again. "I think I'm going to win
everybody back "because I just made
a few phone calls "and I'm going to put on
the most amazing new year's
spectacle this world has ever seen!"
Full Transcript
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"Are you there God?
It's me, Jesus.
00:00:02.071 --> 00:00:05.588
"I feel like I've got a real
shot at a comeback, God.
00:00:05.713 --> 00:00:08.924
"For whatever reason, people are
starting to follow me again.
00:00:09.999 --> 00:00:11.719
"I'm 2,000 years old, but I feel
like I'm 28 again.
00:00:11.844 --> 00:00:13.637
"I think I'm going to win
everybody back
00:00:13.762 --> 00:00:15.598
"because I just made
a few phone calls
00:00:15.723 --> 00:00:18.184
"and I'm going to put on
the most amazing new year's
spectacle
00:00:18.309 --> 00:00:20.227
this world has ever seen!"
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Movie Summary
Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
