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"South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" quotes

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When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance and Philip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada.

Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $52,037,603
Released: 30 Jun 1999
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 11 nominations total
It's this V Chip - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:47 It's this V Chip It's a foreign film from Canada - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:22 It's a foreign film from Canada It was the Terrence   Phillip movie - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:19 It was the Terrence Phillip movie It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:27 It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came... It probably isn't all that good anyway - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:34 It probably isn't all that good anyway It never gets any easier - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:12 It never gets any easier It doesn't hurt anyone - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:12 It doesn't hurt anyone Is sex the only thing that matters to you - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:15 Is sex the only thing that matters to you I'm super psyched to be here today - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:23 I'm super psyched to be here today I'm here for  la resistance - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:17 I'm here for la resistance If you were in a German  scheisse  video - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:15 If you were in a German scheisse video If it's war they want - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:20 If it's war they want If anything goes wrong - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:29 If anything goes wrong I want you to say  doggy - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:43 I want you to say doggy I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:46 I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities I had to ride my bike here - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:29 I had to ride my bike here I think I can get Wendy to like me again - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:34 I think I can get Wendy to like me again I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:26 I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie I need to talk to you - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 01:13 I need to talk to you I guess you can light a fart on fire - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:14 I guess you can light a fart on fire I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:21 I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:15 I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon You've been through so much - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:34 You've been through so much You're such a pig fucker - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:19 You're such a pig fucker You're holding up the god damn lunch line - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:15 You're holding up the god damn lunch line You're all really fucked now - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:13 You're all really fucked now You watch your mouth - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:11 You watch your mouth You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:59 You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up You see homeless people but you just don't care - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:17 You see homeless people but you just don't care You MUST shut of the alarms - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:28 You MUST shut of the alarms You know where the  clitoris  is - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:55 You know where the clitoris is I can't see the TV - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:34 I can't see the TV I bet him he couldn't do it - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:39 I bet him he couldn't do it How do you make a woman like you more than any other guy - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:25 How do you make a woman like you more than any other guy How come you always want to make love to me from behind - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:41 How come you always want to make love to me from behind Hey sounds like a Giraffe's Dying over there - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:16 Hey sounds like a Giraffe's Dying over there Here with that report is a midget in a bikini - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:26 Here with that report is a midget in a bikini Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:22 Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation Have you seen Gracie - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:11 Have you seen Gracie Had my picture on his shelf - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:28 Had my picture on his shelf Get out of here - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:50 Get out of here Fuck him right in the ear - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:12 Fuck him right in the ear Fuck my ass and call me a bitch - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:13 Fuck my ass and call me a bitch Everybody's fucking seen it - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:48 Everybody's fucking seen it Don't say fuck anymore - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:38 Don't say fuck anymore Don't kick the baby - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:11 Don't kick the baby Don't call me fat - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 01:29 Don't call me fat Do you know where I can find the clitoris - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:23 Do you know where I can find the clitoris Do you have any last words - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:25 Do you have any last words Did someone say my name - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:26 Did someone say my name Did I say death camps - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:53 Did I say death camps Did you bring the rope - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:25 Did you bring the rope Deplorable violence is okay - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:34 Deplorable violence is okay Could I talk to you over here for a second - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:44 Could I talk to you over here for a second Can I ask a question - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:17 Can I ask a question But I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:21 But I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days... Before someone thinks of blaming us - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:24 Before someone thinks of blaming us Before we put a message out - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:27 Before we put a message out Baldwin residence - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:33 Baldwin residence And you're grounded for three weeks Eric - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:38 And you're grounded for three weeks Eric And I don't know what I've been told - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:21 And I don't know what I've been told All those times I said you were a big dumb jew - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:29 All those times I said you were a big dumb jew All the Baldwins are dead - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:12 All the Baldwins are dead 0 grade point average - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:34 0 grade point average You just fuck your Uncle all day long - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:22 You just fuck your Uncle all day long You have spilt the blood of the innocence - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:51 You have spilt the blood of the innocence You have spilled the blood of the innocent - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:24 You have spilled the blood of the innocent You fucking rat - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:10 You fucking rat You donkey raping shit eater - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:29 You donkey raping shit eater You can answer to Satan - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:25 You can answer to Satan You are all just a bunch of ass ramming uncle fuckers - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:18 You are all just a bunch of ass ramming uncle fuckers Why the hell am I still holding this thing for - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:16 Why the hell am I still holding this thing for Why should we fucking have to spell forensics - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:25 Why should we fucking have to spell forensics Why did our mothers start this war - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:29 Why did our mothers start this war Where are you going - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:49 Where are you going When Canada is dead and gone - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:19 When Canada is dead and gone What if you remain a sandy little butthole - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:27 What if you remain a sandy little butthole What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 04:23 What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now What the heck is a rimjob - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 00:28 What the heck is a rimjob

Cast

Stan Marsh - Trey Parker
Kyle Broflovski - Matt Stone
Liane Cartman - Mary Kay Bergman
Ike Broflovski - Jesse Brant Howell