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Stan: What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? / He'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the Gold, / he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold!
Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears / he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair!
Stan, Kyle: So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? / I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me. / It has stunted my vocabulary.
Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.
Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too, / 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman: And what would Brian Boitano do? He'd call all the kids in town / and tell them to unite for truth, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
[intermission]
Stan, Kyle, Cartman: When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, / he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again!
Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Khan!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman: 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody! / So let's call all the kids together / and unite to stop our moms. / And we'll save Terrance and Philip too, 'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! / And we'll save Terrance and Philip too, 'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! / 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Stan: What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? / He'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the Gold, / he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold!
Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears / he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair!
Stan, Kyle: So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? / I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me. / It has stunted my vocabulary.
Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.
Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too, / 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman: And what would Brian Boitano do? He'd call all the kids in town / and tell them to unite for truth, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
[intermission]
Stan, Kyle, Cartman: When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, / he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again!
Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Khan!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman: 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody! / So let's call all the kids together / and unite to stop our moms. / And we'll save Terrance and Philip too, 'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! / And we'll save Terrance and Philip too, 'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! / 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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What would Brian Boitano do
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He'd rescue Terrance and Phillip before they're executed
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We can't do anything Our moms' organization is too strong
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We'll round up all the grounded kids and start our own organization
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An organization to help save Terrance and Phillip
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Yeah our own secret club
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I guess that could work We have to try
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y i What would Brian Boitano do y i If he was here right now
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y i He'd make a plan and follow through y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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y i When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics y i Skating for the gold
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y i He did two salchows and a triple lutz y i While wearing a blindfold
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y i When Brian Boitano was in the Alps y i Fighting grizzly bears
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y i He used his magical fire breath y i And saved the maidens fair
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y i So what would Brian Boitano do y i If he were here today
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y i I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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y i I want this V chip out of me
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y i It has stunted my vocabulary
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y i And I just want my mom y i To stop fighting everyone
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y i For Wendy I'll be an activist y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do y i He'd call the kids in town
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y i And tell them to unite for truth y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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Someone say my name
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Who are you I'm Brian Dennehy
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What No not fucking Brian Dennehy
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Get the fuck out of here
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y i When Brian Boitano traveled through time y i To the year 3010
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y i He fought the evil robot king y i To save the human race again
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y i When he built the pyramids y i He beat up Kublai Khan
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y i Because Brian Boitano y i Doesn't take shit from anybody
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y i So let's all stick together y i And unite to stop our moms
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y i We'll save Terrance and Phillip too y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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y i We'll save Terrance and Phillip too y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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y i That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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Movie Summary
When Stan Marsh and his friends go see an R-rated movie, they start cursing and their parents think that Canada is to blame.
