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I'll be the first bastard here in the morning
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South Side

I'll be the first bastardhere in the morning and I'll be the lastbastard to leave at night

I'll be the first bastard
here in the morning and I'll be the last
bastard to leave at night

Full Transcript

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I'll be the first bastard here in the morning
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and I'll be the last bastard to leave at night.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:03
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Producciones Internacionales Cinematográficas Asociadas (PICASA)

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Movie Summary

A pair of recent community college graduates look to become entrepreneurs in Chicago's South Side.
S01 • E06 What? Now I -- I have to account - South Side 00:04
What? Now I -- I have to account
S01 • E04 Hey, look, brah, if it was any other day, we would pull over. - South Side 00:04
Hey, look, brah, if it was any other day, we would pull over...
S01 • E03 Now that Gino's out of the way, - South Side 00:04
Now that Gino's out of the way,
S01 • E09 I don't want to have to come back down here - South Side 00:04
I don't want to have to come back down here
S01 • E03 We got strawberry and caramel, - South Side 00:08
We got strawberry and caramel,
S01 • E05 Now I also had reason to believe that the throwback jersey itself - South Side 00:10
Now I also had reason to believe that the throwback jersey i...
S01 • E06 They will, um, send you a helicopter, - South Side 00:05
They will, um, send you a helicopter,
S01 • E04 I mean it. But yo, them new Jordans is coming out, - South Side 00:08
I mean it. But yo, them new Jordans is coming out,
S01 • E08 She don't want to talk to you. Disrespectful-ass cracker. - South Side 00:04
She don't want to talk to you. Disrespectful-ass cracke...
S01 • E10 Because I recognize it 'cause I put a little "X" on the bottom - South Side 00:04
Because I recognize it 'cause I put a little "X&qu...
S01 • E06 Okay, so then, aim at the lake and fire five times. - South Side 00:04
Okay, so then, aim at the lake and fire five times.
S01 • E04 Hey, what if I told you there's a store near you - South Side 00:05
Hey, what if I told you there's a store near you
S01 • E03 I know 20 different ways to make popcorn and -- - South Side 00:05
I know 20 different ways to make popcorn and --
S01 • E05 -Your Honor?! -Officer Goodnight, - South Side 00:04
-Your Honor?! -Officer Goodnight,
S01 • E07 You gotta push them out the nest - South Side 00:08
You gotta push them out the nest
S01 • E06 Fuck it.[ Gunshots ] - South Side 00:08
Fuck it.[ Gunshots ]
S01 • E01 Um, this job will give me the opportunity - South Side 00:05
Um, this job will give me the opportunity
S01 • E05 Anyway, uh, after a search, - South Side 00:19
Anyway, uh, after a search,
S01 • E10 [ Smacks lips ] - South Side 00:04
[ Smacks lips ]
S01 • E09 Ladies and gentlemen, the African Methodist Church Spirit Dancers! - South Side 00:04
Ladies and gentlemen, the African Methodist Church Spirit Da...