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During a three-day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast cons...

Director: Richard Kelly
Writer: Richard Kelly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, mystery
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: $275,380
Released: 07 Dec 2007
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

51 video clips

Boxer SantarosMadeline Frost SantarosKrysta KapowskiRoland TavernerStarla Von LuftWalter MungMartin KefauverPrivate Pilot AbileneDeena StormNana Mae FrostVeronica MungZora CarmichaelsFortunio BalducciVaughn SmallhouseCyndi PinzikiSerpentineDr. Linda LaoBaron Von WestphalenDr. Katarina KuntzlerDr. Soberin ExxSenator Bobby FrostBart BookmanHideo TakehashiDion Element
I'm a pimp - Southland Tales 00:10 I'm a pimp Scientists are saying the future's going to be - Southland Tales 00:11 Scientists are saying the future's going to be My character - Southland Tales 00:19 My character If you don't let me suck your dick I'm going to kill myself - Southland Tales 00:09 If you don't let me suck your dick I'm going to... Do you ever feel like there's a thousand people - Southland Tales 00:40 Do you ever feel like there's a thousand people Ladies and gentlemen this is the way the world ends - Southland Tales 00:37 Ladies and gentlemen this is the way the world ends Yo dog it says it says transaction denied dog - Southland Tales 00:14 Yo dog it says it says transaction denied dog This is the way the world ends - Southland Tales 00:17 This is the way the world ends I have a question for the Supreme Court - Southland Tales 00:30 I have a question for the Supreme Court Check this out pig - Southland Tales 00:20 Check this out pig You know there'd be a lot less violence in the world - Southland Tales 00:11 You know there'd be a lot less violence in the world Anyone who knows anything of history - Southland Tales 00:10 Anyone who knows anything of history Are you Deep Throat Two - Southland Tales 00:11 Are you Deep Throat Two What the fuck is this - Southland Tales 00:23 What the fuck is this Come on honey Let's dry our tears and face our fears - Southland Tales 00:04 Come on honey Let's dry our tears and face our fears We're a bisexual nation living in denial - Southland Tales 00:24 We're a bisexual nation living in denial Nothing that an eight ball a porn star and tattoo parlor can't handle - Southland Tales 00:13 Nothing that an eight ball a porn star and tattoo parlor... Don't look so scared Mr Santaros - Southland Tales 00:17 Don't look so scared Mr Santaros Look Green you dream - Southland Tales 01:04 Look Green you dream Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine - Southland Tales 00:42 Have you built the world's first perpetual motion... Perpetual motion machines are machines - Southland Tales 00:26 Perpetual motion machines are machines Did I just see two cars pork each other - Southland Tales 00:06 Did I just see two cars pork each other Ladies and gentlemen the party is over - Southland Tales 00:13 Ladies and gentlemen the party is over You want to fuck or watch a movie - Southland Tales 00:10 You want to fuck or watch a movie It all hinges on a top secret experiment - Southland Tales 00:38 It all hinges on a top secret experiment Thousands gather to witness the maiden voyage - Southland Tales 00:27 Thousands gather to witness the maiden voyage Darkness fell upon the city - Southland Tales 00:16 Darkness fell upon the city The information that I've uncovered could get me killed - Southland Tales 00:13 The information that I've uncovered could get me killed Coexisting in the same dominion of chaos - Southland Tales 00:32 Coexisting in the same dominion of chaos Just because it's loud doesn't mean it's funny - Southland Tales 00:06 Just because it's loud doesn't mean it's... What are you going to do with all that free money - Southland Tales 01:08 What are you going to do with all that free money I love you Jericho Kane - Southland Tales 00:11 I love you Jericho Kane When the shit hits the fan it all smells the same - Southland Tales 00:06 When the shit hits the fan it all smells the same Clearly your attorneys didn't read the whole contract - Southland Tales 00:14 Clearly your attorneys didn't read the whole contract Teen horniness is not a crime - Southland Tales 00:08 Teen horniness is not a crime Can you keep a secret - Southland Tales 00:20 Can you keep a secret Join us for an in depth discussion - Southland Tales 00:22 Join us for an in depth discussion You know what I like to get fucked - Southland Tales 00:18 You know what I like to get fucked You ever lose someone close to you a loved one in a terrorist attack - Southland Tales 00:22 You ever lose someone close to you a loved one in a... Cock Chuggers Two Cock Chugging - Southland Tales 00:44 Cock Chuggers Two Cock Chugging Well in my first six movies I was just Krysta - Southland Tales 00:23 Well in my first six movies I was just Krysta Proposition 69 - Southland Tales 00:25 Proposition 69 Three days - Southland Tales 00:15 Three days So why do you want to kill yourself - Southland Tales 00:21 So why do you want to kill yourself It had to be this way - Southland Tales 00:07 It had to be this way How does it end - Southland Tales 00:11 How does it end Our mission is to destroy capitalism - Southland Tales 00:20 Our mission is to destroy capitalism The ocean is in control - Southland Tales 00:08 The ocean is in control The dude hasn't taken a shit in a week - Southland Tales 00:37 The dude hasn't taken a shit in a week His fucking dick was 200 inches long - Southland Tales 00:05 His fucking dick was 200 inches long Fascist pigs - Southland Tales 00:04 Fascist pigs

Cast

Self - Carlos Amezcua
Dr. Soberin Exx - Curtis Armstrong
Tab Taverner - Robert Benz
Bing Zinneman - Todd Berger
Brandt Huntington - Joe Campana
All Cast