My character, he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global...
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Boxer Santaros:
My character, he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global deceleration. The rotation of the Earth is slowing down at a rate of point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero six miles per hour each day, disrupting the chemical equilibrium in the human brain, causing very irrational criminal behavior.
Roland Taverner:
How does he stop the global deceleration?
Boxer Santaros:
Oh, he can't stop it. There is no stopping wat can't be stopped. Only God can stop it.
Krysta Now:
But The New York Times said: "God is dead."
Boxer Santaros:
So in the end, I die in a very tragic downtown shootout while whispering my theory to Dr. Muriel Fox, the oceanography disaster specialist.
Krysta Now:
Astrophysicist!
Boxer Santaros:
The oceanography disaster specialist... sweetheart. My character - his name is Jericho Kane.
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My character
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he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate
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is because of global deceleration
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The rotation of the Earth is slowing down
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at a rate of point zero
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zero zero
Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 79
Timestamp in movie: 00h 25m 05s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, mystery
Summary: During a three-day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast cons...
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